Rules of Automation

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Rule 92: Do not even try to understand rule 91.

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Oh, oops lolā€¦ wow, he even wrote it the exact same way. Time to think up a different rule then I guess!

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93: Donā€™t talk about uncured pork belly

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Rule 94: Always beat Knugcab to rule 93.

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Rule 95: kachow

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Rule 96: Donā€™t use the rules of automation as a mean to socially interact with other users (we know you feel lonely, but this isnā€™t the place)

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Rule 96.1 - start a battle between your and his/her car brand instead.

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Rule 96.2: Car rivalries are good for you and your virtual brand.

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Rule 96.3 - Brand rivalries are even better.

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Rule 97: For CSR realism, let 80 year old ladies care so much about the type of pistons in the engine that it will make or break the purchase of her little 50 hp city runabout.

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Rule 98: never ever ever use 90Ā° V6

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Rule 99: never ever ever ever use a 60Ā° V8

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Rule 100: Do not un-farty a 2011 SUV body

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Rule 101: Rule 99 will not be obeyed by me when it comes to two of my companies. (Remember, Automation is still a video game and it is not a crime against humanity to play a video game however you want to.) (Also, I do use the normal 90 degree V8 engines whenever possible.)

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Rule 102: if you take any of these seriously you are seriously missing the point

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Rule 103, when using metallic red paint, make sure that it will be different enough from the default paint, or else you will just look lazy.

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Rule 104: You donā€™t remember or bother to repaint the brake calipers from the default, regardless of if they clash with the car

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Rule 104.1: Use the right wheels, problem solved.

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Rule 105: Realize that your wheels are too big for the era your car is from.

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Rule 106: 50s cars donā€™t brake unless you use an anchor.

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