SGTV '16 Hockenheimring GP Endurance Race results

Jesus christ! We’re gonna need plentty of kevlar and some bullet proof glass it seems! :laughing:

Also, looking at the size of those guns, you seem to firing small tank shells out of those things!

From Luke:

“Consider, for a moment, that I’ve been modifying my vans rather fairly heavily. Also consider that I’m a better driver than the one I hired, I’ve just been on the sideline to keep things fair. Now also finally consider that I’ve got a prototype plasma cannon I’ve been just itching to try out. You may wish to consider that those weapons would be better placed on a military vehicle, not on the track.”

I’m back from my trip and i am sorry to say that

You will be disqualifyed

if you use weapons of any sort on the track.

I also will be inspecting the vans personally to make sure all weapons are removed if their are any

This is a motorsport not a Deathmatch

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What has this world come to that this announcement needs to be made :joy:

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Luke’s former military. His response to a threat of weapons on the track was simply to deter their use by mentioning he does have weapons of his own. That said, he’s not the type of being to bring weapons to a race without good reason. So long as hard evidence is provided that there will be no weapons, and a disqualification threat is good enough evidence, it’s only logical that Luke will leave prototypes back at HQ.

As for whether Luke has weapons onboard the vans, the answer is no.

And as far as the plasma cannon goes, it’s mostly an oversized plasma cutter barely suited for doing much more than blasting tire-sized holes in sheet metal at point-blank range. Luke just knows how to talk things up and scare people.

Yeah well, a plasma cannon like that can still do some serious damage in an event like this! :sweat_smile:

First Order Automotive have listened to what the scrutineering team have said and are fully committed to competing within the rules, as laid out by the governing body.

Chuckles is sulking…

Hey, the governing body can’t disqualify you if they’re dead… :stuck_out_tongue:

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Well if the governing body is dead, who will hold the sgtv?

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So I have a update for all of you. The past few weeks i have been quite busy up untill this week where i am just relaxing a little bit. So if you are gonna retune your vans please send it in to me within a week’s time and the next race weekend will be held next week. sorry for not notifing you guys sooner but the races will continue and finish without any breaks unless i have something come up that i simply can’t aviod. also the first race with the re-tunes will be at bathurst.

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I think I’ve already sent in my retunes, but if you need me to send again, let me know.

don’t worry i have the files