The 2023 Trafikjournalen 24h of clunkers - (END OF RACE!)

Epilogue - a week after the challenge

JAN KELLERMANN! WHERE ARE THE BAGS?

Sorry Thomas, my foot is still quite not well, and…

Yes, alright, sorry. Where is my daughter again?

I guess before we leave tomorrow moring she says goodbye to the elk.

What the… well, I guess I better don´t ask.

Rudolph… I am sorry to leave you. I will miss you soooo much, will you remember me?

weird but friendly elk noises

Maybe… we will come back, and … I … argh, I can´t hold it back any longer.

A crying Chanty hugs the elk, and acutally it looks like the goodbye is equally painful for the animal as well.

The whole night, Chanty cuddled with Jan and told him how much she will miss her fluffy new friend, and when she woke up waaaay to late the next day, Thomas already packed all stuff and Jan waited with a surprise.

Oh… is that for… me?

Sure, you told me how much you miss Rudy, and as you told me Rudolph has his own family, I don´t need to be jealous at all towards a kind elk - but I wanted to get you something to keep him in good memory.

Chanty grabbed the plush elk, hugged it firmly, then stressed Jan with a love overdose, took her moring shower and then jumped in the rear seats of the Primus Aventura, while a totally destroyed Advance aka Kermit was on the trailer, still usable as compartment for all their stuff, including the carbecue.

After a ride on the ferry, Thomas asked Jan if he had seen Chanty awake already.

No, not at all Mr. Nilf, eh, Thomas. I guess she is totally exhausted.

All the stress was a week ago. Damn. But I guess it´s not just our adventure that stresses her. But that snoring, damn, a paternity test would be wasted money. What is she doing?

Well, that what she does for hours now, Listening to her headphones and cuddling with Rudolph, her plush elk.

At least she isn´t tattoing herself again, so I better not complain… Damn, I am hungry, and Eberswalde to pick up Chantals car is still three hours away. Next exit?

Definitely!

DID I HEAR … FOOD?

Oh, my daughter woke up! HOW COULD YOUR HEAR THAT ASLEEP WITH YOUR DEVIL MUSIC AT FULL VOLUME?

Didn´t you just say a paternity test is wasted money?

Oh yes, Chantal Jolina Nilfert, IT IS!


Actually, you did better than I expected as our spare mechanic… You know, I am not the youngest anymore, and I can´t leave the work to my employees Deniz and Mateusz. Well, I won´t force you, but I have an instructor certificate, and…

Dad, I really need to get a real job, and actually, I enjoyed it too much to decline that. We´re a team, and I guess mom wouldn´t mind if I become the next MacNilfert. But only one last thing…

Which?

Can you get my lovely Rudi a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, two number 45, one with cheese, and a large soda?

CHANTAL JOLINA NILFERT! THE AIR SUSPENSION OF THIS CAR IS ALREADY AT THE LIMIT! And its not the elk, it´s you who wants all this.

DAD! You are no better. Guess where my appetite and weight comes from?

Yeah, yeah, I know… all right, there is the exit. Let´s get something to eat. Jan, you go in first, because if Chantal and me are done there, nothing will be left for anybody.


THE NILFERTS WILL COME BACK - SEE YOU SOON!

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