It will be changed anyway, I have realized that restricting it too much is kind of unnecessary
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Polka Dots
Abigail Greere
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Esther Weissman
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Claire DuPonte
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Kaisa Olsson
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Car: 1972 Uyemura Prefecta R
Number: 25
Summary
Kaisa Olsson was never too fond of Swedish cars. She liked big motors, rowdy engines, and wasnât worried about safety. In her mind, she had always dreamed of her first car as a classic American muscle car- a McNamara with a big V8, a peppy little Sinclair, or even one of the retro cars from the 2000s.
Cars like the ones made by Ascot, or something like the Allen Vista 3 felt more attainable to her; not as sporty, but still American at heart. Her interests were not unique; during a visit to France, where her father managed a branch of an international bank every summer, she met her first enthusiast friend.
Claire DuPont was another inheritor of wealth, but in a different fashion. Her father had been an aspiring rally driver in his teens, but was crippled in a brutal accident in the early 00s. Without the use of his legs, he combined his love for the automobile with his fatherâs position at Renault to become an engineer. When Claire was old enough, he got her into karting, and from there it was all decided.
That eventually led to Claire driving at some local rally events in rural France, one of which Kaisa attended. The driver of a beat up old hatch as opposed to the other pricey vehicles, Kaisa had worked up the nerve to speak to her more easily.
The Tarquini rocketed over the dirt. Kaisaâs head jarred as she called out the next turn into the intercom, hands shaking so much with the movement of the vehicle that she could barely read it. Claire barely acknowledged her, but that was nothing new; over the last two summers, Kaisa had found the French woman to be utterly focused while driving. The car slewed, front wheels churning dirt and kicking rocks into the aftermarket skid plate, and they raced towards the next checkpoint.
âAmerican cars? I thought you liked your Celestia,â Claire said, her dark hair spilling over the back of a white chair. It was almost too hot, there on the balcony, even if the day had ended. Kaisa could feel her own skin threatening to sweat. It wasnât even 20 degrees, she scolded herself.
âI do,â she said defensively. âBut, well, I always liked how over the top they are.â
âThatâs no surprise,â Claire said, eyes twinkling. Kaisa wasnât ever able to read the meaning there, and this was no exception, so she just smiled. âWell, you got into my rally car. Do you like the Benetsch cars?â
âYeah, but I canât afford them. My dad wonât let me spend that much on âAmerican junk,â as he calls it.â That drew a laugh from Claire, a sound Kaisa found herself frequently trying to draw out. âBut I have been working at the bank, and I spotted a cool little car with some potential.â
âMay I see it?â Claire reached out a hand, leaning from her chair, touching Kaisaâs own. The contact surprised her a little, and she lifted the phone up and away, flushing a pink that she knew made her mousey brown hair look even paler.
âYeah,â she said, trying to understand the flash of a frown and the vague look of disappointment on her friendâs face. Then she pulled up the listing. âIâm going to look at it over the winter, but these photos look nice.â
âAn old Prefecta,â Claire mused. âNot so bad, for an American car. Just check it over with an expert.â
âI will, I will, butâŠâ
And they talked the rest of the night about possibilities, hopes, dreams, and how they would spend the rest of the summer. Kaisa did most of the talking, and as she left the little house Claire called home, she wondered why sheâd pulled back her hand.
âWhat a heap of junk,â the short-haired mechanic laughed. Abigail Greere was looking at the underside of one of the most tragic financial mistakes she had ever seen. The poor little Swede was in the other room, waiting for Abigailâs diagnosis of a noise while driving.
It was so, so much worse than anyone had hoped. Somehow, rust on the body itself had been avoided, so the battered old Prefecta wasnât strictly dangerous to drive. Abigail had to cut it some slack; for an American company, Uyemura had always been a little odd, drawing from Japanese designs. Especially in the fifties, and somewhat in the 60s, where this Prefecta had its roots.
But damn.
Rear wheel bearings, dead. Rear subframe bushings could be moved with a finger. Drums locked up. Front calipers nearly frozen. Not a single control arm without play. Struts, towers, shocks, springs⊠it was like the damned thing had never seen a jack, let alone a lift. Oh, the body work was okay, but even the poor engine and transmission were a little rough.
Tucking her clipboard under an arm, Abigail sighed. It was too familiar a story; a sleazy guy imports a piece of shit, duct tapes it into running and driving, pays off an inspector, and flips it to a naive young enthusiast. Her husband had promised that sheâd be able to run her garage in Sweden, and heâd been right about that. Abigail was just glad sheâd kept her last name; all the bad news was associated with Greere, and not the Persson, the one that actually paid the bills instead of just barely staying in the black.
âMiss Olsson,â Abigail said, pushing open the glass door. âI have some bad news.â
âWhat is it?â She had answered the phone in German, expecting one of her employees.
âEnglish,â Abigail drawled from the other end of the line. âYou still speak it?â
âAbigail,â Esther sighed. âWhy do you bother me during the workday?â
âWell who else can I come to in times of need?â The response was disturbingly sweet. Esther Weissman new that no, Abigail did not believe she was the go-to. Her painted nails rapped on the dark surface of her counter, immaculately organized parts lining the wall.
âYou already called Piotr, Gary, and Gene, yes?â
âBusted. That obvious?â
Esther leaned over the counter, handset to her ear. She pushed her curly dark hair out of her eyes and booted up her computer.
âEven you call my cell phone if you just want to talk. What is it?â
âI have an old Prefecta here. Total junk, but weâre gonna get it running anyways.â
âWhat? Abigail, you need to make-â
âI know, I know, this is why Iâm never gonna be rich, so on, so forth. Câmon, Esther, Iâll even let you have some beer.â
âYou refrigerate it.â
Somehow, Abigail persuaded her to come up to Sweden. An âopportunityâ was never ever a good thing when the American ex-military ex-patriate used the word. But with some used, refurbished, and generally dubious parts in the back, Esther started up her Van Zandt and got on the road to Sweden.
âItâs okay,â Claire said soothingly. She had her arms around Kaisa, who was blubbering about her carâs state of repair. Claire wasnât really sure it would be okay, and her little Swede renewed her wailing at the empty assurance. Biting a lip, Claire waited until she calmed down.
âThe- Mrs. Greere- Abigail,â Kaisa spluttered.
âBreathe. She is the mechanic?â Kaisa nodded, sucking in a breath shakily, wiping at her eyes with one hand. She blinked, stepping out of the hug and turning pink. Claire didnât let it offend her.
âYes,â Kaisa said. âYeah. She said- itâs junk. It might as well be a shell, and it was in an accident, and⊠it isnât even worth a thousand.â
Claire winced. âThat sounds⊠frustrating. You must be disappointed.â
âYeah,â Kaisa nodded. âShe wanted to get it okay to drive until its next inspection.â
âHow much?â Claire folded her arms, skeptical and wary that a mechanic might be preying on the naivete of her darling Kaisa.
âNothing. Just said I ought to take it here, and put her logo on the window, after the inspection runs out,â Kaisa rambled, fingers shaking as she sifted through a cluttered bag. Eventually she drew out a magazine, and Claire suddenly understood. The mechanic had managed to do Kaisa a favor, and secure herself a little free advertising. Win-win.
âIt will be fun,â Claire said. âAnd hey, the Prefecta drives, right?â
âWell, yeah,â Kaisa said, sheepishly. âI guess I just wanted it to be perfect.â
âWe can make this summer perfect, and then when the race begins, I will come with you to drive,â Claire decided. Kaisa seemed like she was about to protest, but she broke out into a goofy grin instead.
âThat sounds nice.â
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Timeloss
Presenting themselves as a collective, Timeloss are a unique group of individuals whom all have âFallen out of timeâ so to speak. Each one is their own person with their own style and personality. Theyâve been friends for about a year, coming together on a shared sense of âweâre not supposed to be here.â Theyâre working hard to go home, but might as well have some fun in the mean time.
Shall we meet the team then?
Ruuka Takoyama (She/Her)
Ruuka is the âLeaderâ of Timeloss, being the first of the group to arrive on Earth nearly 2 years ago. Sheâs the one that bought the car Timeloss will be using, and the one who understands whatâs going on the most. Sheâs a mech and starfighter pilot from 500 years in the future, who has a personal AI who really wants to help, sometimes too much.
Ruuka is Timelossâ Driver #1.
Mirage (She/Her)
Mirage was the first person Ruuka found in her travels, around 18 months ago. She has become the effective 2ic of Timeloss. Mirage is a Wizard from Golarion, who knows a lot about magic, but also nerdy enough she picked up how a lot of mechanical stuff works on Earth. She knows how to make a fix a lot, but doesnât know how to drive.
Mirage is Lead on Repairs, whilst double-dutying as the Spotter.
Selena Winsborough (She/Her)
Selena isnât actually from out of time, no sheâs just a Vampire from a long time ago. Sheâs been through a bunch of different identities (maybe thatâs why she looks familiar?) but kept this one up once she started working for [Redacted.] She started as a Work Colleague of Ruukaâs, before they became very close friends.
Selena is Timelossâ Driver #2.
Grayse Ohvenwul (She/Her)
Grayse was the 2nd person to be collected by Ruuka as part of her Timeloss project back in June. Sheâs friendly, cute, and dumb as bricks. She talks a lot about things she shouldnât, and has picked up more than a few friends and other companions.
Grayse is Timelossâ Driver #3.
Victoria Sanmurin (She/Her)
Victoria was pick up number 3 for Ruuka. Sheâs confident, strong, and magical. A Solarian fighter from a distant, strange, spacefaring future, this Elf is a very calm, collected, and trusting person who really is a lot stronger than she looks. (Seriously, she can lift like 700lb without much stress, itâs crazy. - M)
Victoria is Timelossâ Driver #4 and 2nd Mechanic
This is not a direct representation of Zoya, the software I use cannot handle furries.
Zoya Artemenko (They/Them)
Zoya is the most recent addition to Timeloss, though theyâre the most modern. They come from an Alternative Earth where animal people are the norm. Zoya is a Bipedal Wolf, born in Siberia, but raised in Finland. They have had a hell of a time since coming over, figuring out theyâre not alone.
Zoya is Timelossâ Driver #5 and Mechanic #3
Aurora (She/Her) & Eos (She/Her)
Aurora and Eos are the NHP (basically an AI - M) maintained by Ruuka to be her assistant in combat (formerly - R) who compute faster than a human, and are capable of handling multiple projects at a time. An unfortunate error in operation meant Aurora spawned an additional, though unique, personality in Eos. The pair are able to work together in the same way siblings would.
Aurora and Eos are Timelossâ additional spotter and ârace engineer.â
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Due to being rather busy today, I will give one more day for rules delib, since there will indeed be changes and thereâs no chance I will be able to complete them in time.
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Team Highway Hooligans
Another mild collaboration with @Elizipeazie for this one.
What happens when 3 friends miss out on Shitbox Rally 2023 and decide the car still needs to be properly thrashed? They recruit a fourth guy from Sweden, figure out how to set up his seat, and ship the car over to get beaten on for 24 hours.
The Team:
Jake Storm
- Height: 5â7" (170 cm)
- Age: 36
- Roles: Driver #1, Mechanic
Cody Acorne
- Height: 5â9" (175 cm)
- Age: 40
- Roles: Driver #3, Pit Stop Assistant
Trevor Wright
- Height: 6â0" (183 cm)
- Age: 51
- Roles: Driver #4, Mechanic
Valentin Schrant
- Height: 7â3" (221 cm)
- Age: 25
- Roles: Driver #2, Pit Stop Assistant
The Clunker:
This was a 1970 Bricksley Regent limousine - Granted, the only differences from 1965 up to 1972 were in the interior, which has been thoroughly stripped out on this one. While thereâs a lot of rumors about where it got the bullet holes, busted window, and dents everywhere, the one certain thing is this - Itâs a horrid piece of literal junkyard scrap that got pulled together.
How bad is it?
Well, itâs been sitting in Trevorâs junkyard since it got junked in 1992 with a blown up 427 cubic inch V8 under the hood. It got a reluctant resurrection in January when the Hooligans decided to try entering Shitbox Rally 2023, where the car suddenly found the engine from a 1990 AMCW Trail-Hunter shoved under the hood in replacement for the meaty V8 it once had. Now stuck with 5 cylinders of fury, and a mere 2.3 liters of displacement, this rolling wreck has the acceleration of the Empire State Building thanks to still having a very abused Bricksley Selecta 3-speed automatic gearbox in between the engine and the rear axle.
Does the crew know a lot about whatâs wrong with it?
Yes.
Everything is wrong with it. Whether itâs the junkyard I5 under the hood, the tired old slushbox, the driveshaft-from-hell running the whole length of the car, or the massive pile of ancient cross-ply whitewall tires the team intends to use, all of it has problemsâŠ
But what do you expect with a free race car? Especially a free race car that had to have a right-hand-drive addition for one of their crew members to even get some seat time?
Yes, this car has two steering wheels, two brake pedals, two accelerators, and a linked pair of floor shifters so that Valentin can actually drive the car instead of just watching it this time.
Will they finish triumphantly, or will the dual controls be their demise? Will they win, or will the Swiss-cheese body construction leave half the car on the track? Will it even finish, or will the transmission die and leave the crew pushing their once-proud-but-not-very-loud car up onto the trailer?
No one knows.
All we know is that the car is #69, itâs in rough shape, and thereâs three idiots and a tall Swede planning to wrestle it around the track.
Index:
Trouble Even Before the Race
Repairs? Nah, Just Paint It.
Noon to 4 PM - Jake in the Driverâs Seat
Noon to 4 PM - The Pit Lane
4 PM to 8 PM - Driving on the Right!
8 PM to Midnight - Full Contact Banger Racing
Midnight to 4 AM - Cody in the Driverâs Seat
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OK, this might sound like a bad joke, but since there was an update dropped today and I havenât had time to investigate it, I will give two more days for rules deliberation. Hopefully this will be the last delay for this challenge to start.
In the meantime I have changed:
WEIGHT SLIDER RULES: There really was no reason why the distribution slider could not be touched earlier, and I allowed for making the car lighter. The truth is, that was not my fear, my fear is that you can get more reliability to just a small gain in weight pretty easy by making the car heavier. I understand that function in campaign etc. to not make hyperlight family cars.
QUALITY SLIDER RULES: You have gotten more freedom, just rememberâŠso have I.
ENGINE YEAR RULES: You have gotten more freedom, butâŠguess what?
TP RULES: Not really done yet since I have to check out what the update have done, but you WILL get more TP to play with, so donât sweat the old preliminary rules.
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OK, since TP seems to be working now, I did as a suggestion I got, based costs on default (but gave a very slight margin) and banned negative TP. Itâs no large meaning behind being too restrictive when ingame costs arenât counted with, I guess.
Now, a little bit over 23 hours left to come with some final suggestions.
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I think weight sliders should be restricted, the weight slider gives super much reliability and only very minor gain in weight
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I have already restricted moving them to heavier than the default 50, for that exact reason.
Whats the reasoning behind the requierement of having at least 1.2 Hz of spring frequency? Normaly I see people trying to restrict making the suspention to hard instead of avoiding a soft one.
Could the p/w-ratio be raised a bit. Using a Turbo becomes utterly pointless with the low power/weight. Without any quality I make it to 0.22 without even adding quality to the 1.4l engine.
I have been into a discussion with @AndiD about this, which seems to understand how tracks works better than I do, so he probably can explain it better, but as I have understood it, on a track like Höljes, you will actually get an advantage with a car that is sprung too soft, so much that it is an easy way to cheese into better lap times than you really should have had. I hope he jumps in and explains it better than what I can.
Also, what kind of a monster are you making if you get to 0.22? 
My test mule for that was sort of based around what something resembling a Mk2 Golf GTi 8V would weigh in race ready trim, and then I still raised it a bit from that, sure, I can get that I maybe didnât raise it enough but more than twice from the already raised limit, ainât that a bit much in comparision?
I let one of the devs take care of the explanation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TAcho4raOA (somewhere in the middle iirc)
I did cut my engine by 200ccm and reduced boost to 0.3 bar. My car is based of a Renault 5 Turbo 2 that I had built for Beam a while ago. I basically tuned down everything now, to make it use the most basic components where possible/allowed. Car has around 900kg and with the 1.4L and 0.8 bar boost it did put out over 200-250hp.
Those are some insane performance numbers. Iâm engineering a 150hp malaise barge, I think you are slightly off the mark thought process wiseâŠ
Figured that out myself while watching the video again and started working on a Wartburg 1.3 inspired car now. That should fit the bill of a proper shitbox.
OK, since there were no more major objections, this challenge is officially open for submissions now since a couple of hours.
Also, yes, I know there has been rule changes back and forth all the time, but in case the new ruleset works this time, I have decided that this is (allowing for small adjustments) what is going to be nailed for future rounds too (unless there are major changes implemented in the game).
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Team Highway Hooligans
A Phone Call to Sweden
Jake sighs as the phone rings, and rings, and rings some more.
Finally, the line connects.
On the other end, even before any actual response was spoken, it was obvious that timing ended up less than ideal.
Valentin: [groggy as hell] âHello?â
Jake: Yeah, sorry to wake you. Jake Storm, of the Highway Hooligans here⊠Cody just made us miss our flight.
Cody: I told you, I had no idea we werenât allowed to bring brake cleaner, oil, or a car jack in our luggage.
Jake: Weâll be on the next available plane, but⊠Weâre giving you the heads-up that weâre going to be late.
Valentin: Way to make a first impression⊠Ugh⊠[a moment of nothing] I can try and get the car in the meantime. Tell me once you actually make it hereâŠ
A muffled thud can be heard as Valentinâs head plonks back into the pillow.
Jake: Will do.
Before Jake hangs up, thereâs a half-muffled slap and Cody hollering, âWhat the fuck, Trev!?â
Many hours and an airplane ride laterâŠ
As the three get off of the airplane and head through the airport, Jake grabs his phone and dials Valentinâs number again.
Jake: Jake here. We made it, even if Trevor wanted to put Codyâs head down an airplane toilet.
Valentin picks up, this time not tired to hell and back and already waiting for them near the terminal area.
Valentin: Aalright then⊠Let me loop around the lot and I will be there in a few minutes.
He hangs up almost immediately afterwards, rolling up in a miniature forward control âsemiâ truck (pictured below). However, there evidently is no oversized barge of a stretch limousine on the back of it.
Valentin leans over to the front passenger door, pushing it open.
Valentin: Could not get the car by myself because you lot shipped it to yourself. So we need to collect it now and then head out to track.
As the trio step outside, Trevor calls âShotgun!â just before Jake does.
Jake: Lucky bastard.
Trevor: You snooze, you lose.
No sooner had Trevor said that, Jake races out to the truck and dives into the passenger rear bench seat, leaving Cody with two shitty options - Either ride directly behind Val with his knees in the seat, or riding with one foot on either side of the driveshaft hump.
Cody: Jake, you bitch!
Jake: You made us miss our flight, Cody, you get the shitty seat options.
Valentin: I would shift forwards a bit to free up space, but my knees are already hugging the dashboard from underneathâŠ
Once everyone was inside and buckled up, Valentin headed back to the harbor once more for a second attempt at collecting the car in question. Once there, a quick talk with the gatekeeper had them roll across the premises to another office.
Valentin: You do have the paperwork? Or at least some form of ID so we can actually get the car?
Jake chuckles.
Jake: We have passports, and Iâll hand Trev the paperwork so he can get the car. That way, Mr. âI tried to bring pressurized cans on the planeâ canât steal my seat.
Trevor grabs the paperwork from Jake, then looks over to Valentin.
Trevor: Well, letâs go get our rolling wreck and see about getting it on the trailer. Have to admit, this thingâs quite comfortable for how small it is.
Cody: Yeah, youâre not the one folded into the back of this shoeboxâŠ
Valentin: Once again, i would make some space, but physically cannot do itâŠ
They find themselves in front of the container soon after, where Valentin finally leaves the car, heading over to the container in question to open it.
Within, the known shitbox shitbarge of a Bricksley Regent Limo presented itself in all itâs âgloryâ.
Valentin: [mumbled] The fun of getting things out of containers barely large enough for that thing to fit intoâŠ
Trevor: Dâyou say somethinâ? Was just looking at our situation and thinking, maybe we use the winch on the trailer and tie off to the bash bar. I did those welds myself, so theyâre straight to the frame rails. Donât have to worry if we scratch the paint - Got a few cans of Bricksley blue in the trunk, and a few of white.
After a moment of thinking, Valentin nods.
Valentin: Right. Let me get back in and back this thing up against the container.
With nigh-pinpoint precision, the rig is turned around, now facing the other way and with enough of a gap to put the aluminum ramps between it and the container, allowing a smooth transition while loading it up.
Trevor looks at the situation, then shouts to the others in the truck.
Trevor: Jake, Cody, get your asses out here and help unstrap the car!
After a quick bail-out by Cody and a more casual one by Jake, the two head over to the container and get the car ready to move.
Trevor: Okay, Val, your equipment, your controls.
Valentin: [finger quote] My [end quote] equipment. Borrowed the thing off of my father.
Grabbing the winch hook, he unwinds it while keeping some tension on the line so as to not tangle up anything on the winch drum. The hook is handed over to Trevor, with a notion of putting it âsomewhere safe, ideally the tow hookâ. This âsomwhereâ ended up being a tow loop welded to the bash bar up front, granting more than enough rigidity for the winch to pull it onto the trailer.
Valentin: [while digging in a box underneath the trailerâs bed] Alright. Parking brake in, a strap across each tire to the floorboard and we are good to go.
He procures a set of four ratchet straps, handing them out to the others, himself starting with the front left.
Cody: Holy fucking shit, youâre tall!
Jake rolls his eyes at Codyâs admittedly-predictable reaction to Valâs height, just accepting his ratchet strap and reaching into the car to jam the transmission back in Park, having been shipped in Neutral.
Trevor: Yeah, he is quite tall. Any reason why you donât play basketball?
Cody: Nah, heâs clearly a swimmer. Hell of an advantage when youâre two feet taller than everyone else on the block.
With the tires strapped down and the car in park, the parking brake applied, and a set of wheel chocks thrown behind the front tires for good measure, Jake shakes his head, then looks over to Trevor.
Jake: Pay up. Fifty bucks, Trev.
Trevor reluctantly hands over $50.
Trevor: Why arenât you curious about his height at all?
Jake: Because everyoneâs taller than me⊠And heâs not exactly my tallest friend.
Valentin goes around the car once more to check the ratchets himself to make sure they are tight while the height conversation unfolds.
Valentin: [almost-but-not-really-annoyed] Neither basketball, nor swimming⊠My thing is cycling.
Once the 50 dollar bill changes hands, curiosity does gather up a bit.
Valentin: Wait you were placing bets on my height?
Jake: Nah, I bet him a while back that if we had to move your seat forward in the car, Iâd owe him $50. Iâm the only one here that believed the 7â3" at face value.
Trevor: I figured maybe 6â8" or 6â10", but not 7â3".
Cody, on the other hand, seemed to have a thought percolating for just long enough that Jake and Trevor figured it was either going to be really bad, or incredibly stupid, or both.
Cody: So, do you ride one of those clown bikes with the really, really big front wheel and the tiny rear wheel?
Valentin: If I recall correctly, the height one was done by the local hospital, so even if I tried to, lying there seems difficult⊠and no, Penny-Farthings are not my type of bike.
With the car now secured, Valentin heads back up front to start the trip to the Holjes track.
Trevor again manages to call âShotgun!â first, though this time, Codyâs the one that got to the truck first, diving into the front passenger seat and giving Trevor the middle finger.
Jake slides over to Valâs side of the truck bench, then motions to his knees and the seat back, smirking as Trevor gets in behind Cody, and proceeds to semi-violently knee the seat-back, jolting Cody forward.
Cody: Ow!
Trevor: I called shotgun, you stole my seat, you get punished.
Valentin: Would you mind not ruining the truck, please?
While the request initially seemed to work, not long after they were out on the road, Trevor was already back at it, âlightlyâ prodding Codyâs seat again.
In response, Cody tries to move it forwards, with no luck:
Cody: âWhereâs the fucking power seat controls!?â
Valentin: âLatch underneath the seat⊠pull that up and scoot forwardsâŠâ
Cody grabs the latch and slides the seat forward with a series of loud, obnoxious clunks.
Jake: Jesus Christ, Cody! Val said not to ruin the truck!
Cody: Tell that to the prick kneeing me in the back every 15 fucking miles.
Trevor: Maybe next time, when someone calls âshotgun,â youâll honor it.
Other than an annoyed grunt, not much comes from the driverâs seat, a fact which largely stays unchanged for the remainder of the roughly 7 hour drive to the track.
Upon arrival, the truck is parked wherever thereâs space for both the truck itself and also other participants to get past it if need be.
Valentin: âMade itâŠâ
Cody: Oh, thank fuck weâre actually here!
Jake: Yeah, no thanks to you and your refusal to read the rules on what is and isnât allowed in your luggage. Or your idea of trying to hit snooze on your alarm 3 times when weâre getting ready to board the second flight.
Trevor: Well, weâre quite early, so⊠Looks like weâre camping the night.
Jake grimaces as he looks back to the car, where theyâd stored their luggage.
Jake: Thatâs gonna suck.
Valentin: You say that again⊠I may have been forward-thinking enough to bring relevant equipment for the race itself, but you try and procure fitting sleeping accommodation when mass-market products universally are summed up as ânopeâ.
Regardless, are we unloading now or tomorrow morning?
Jake seems to think it over for a bit, then shrugs.
Jake: Letâs unload it now. Saves us the headache of trying to do this tomorrow morning with other teams around.
Valentin: Reasonable enoughâŠ
The unloading process was nothing spectacular, given the vast amounts of parking lot available to do it in.
As such, the car was gently pushed off of the back end of the trailer, only requiring the initial âget it movingâ push while the angle of the loading deck did the work for the rest of the way.
Afterwards, ratchet straps and ramps were packed up again.
Valentin: Got that done. I think i will just try and find some vaguely bearable position within the truck or somethingâŠ
Trevor: Probably the best plan overall for you.
Jake: Weâve got a couple of simple cheap tents and some sleeping bags. If Iâd thought about it, Iâd have asked a friend for some supplies, but I wasnât exactly in the area for that.
Cody: I hate campingâŠ
Trevor: Well, if we hadnât missed the first flight, weâd have been in a hotel room, get the car, bring it here on the morning of the race, and spent no time at all in the emergency tents. But someone decided to make us miss that flightâŠ
Cody: Yeah, yeah, yeah⊠Get off my ass about it.
Valentin: Until tomorrow morning, then.
Valentin heads back up front to reclaim the driverâs seat of the Moover truck, followed by extensive fiddling with itâs adjustment range in an attempt to locate a somewhat comfortable position to sleep in.
Luckily, once he is asleep, staying asleep is no problem at all.
Jake and Trevor fiddle about for a while, setting up a couple of tents. Cody waits until Trevorâs done with his tent and slips inside, forcing Trevor to set up another one. A swift shove collapses the tent on Cody, while the other two just get comfortable.
Thankfully, the night is relatively peaceful.
To Be ContinuedâŠ
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Team Slow
A team that goes back a long time, so much so that iâve stuck to it because i lack ideas. (and im lazy af)
Characters:
Matthew âMattâ Smith (22M)
Isabella âIzzyâ Jackson (24F)
Car Lore:
Our car, just so happens to be an JDM-specification 91â Hakumai Premier Touring Facelift, swapped with a 3.0l Schnell V8. The car itself was acquired from a previous owner who had imported it 25 years ago from Japan, but over the years itâs fell into disrepair, and thatâs why we bought it. Some of the mechanicals arenât from the original car; some of itâs from the Premierâs related models. The power steering pump is broken.
Team lore:
The idea of the team has been formed, from when the team leader, Matt, had a discussion with an ex-team member, John; both had an passion for long-duration racing and automotive shitbox fun, started with an mid-engine sportscar. After an major event, John got kicked out of the team, and has been replaced by Izzy, who does half of everything on the team. Sheâs been commited to it, and she likes the style of events that the team participates in. The team had some prior experience in these sorts of races, so they have some idea of what theyâre doing? Time will tell.
talk about replacement for displacement when the engine has like 174hp. Let me just say, it probably has some engine issues
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Shitbox Racing Development (SRD)
Number: 9
Members: Evan Oliver (46,UK 92.0 k) ; Chris Berggren(28,US 85.9 k) ; Annika Lehtonen(25,Finnish 55.4 k) ; Kaari Lehtonen(25,Finnish, 56.4k)
The SRD started first with Evan, a seasoned mechanic known for his love of restoring classic cars, stumbled upon a dilapidated vehicle in a forgotten garage in the english countryside. Intrigued by the challenge, he couldnât resist the idea of bringing the forgotten machine back to life. Little did he know that this rusty relic would become the centerpiece of an international collaboration.
After News of Evanâs discovery reached Chris, Swedish-american and rallycross enthusiast from the United States who had always dreamed of partichouipating in a Clunker race like the ones that he saw on the vhs that his uncle sent him. Berggren, who had a knack for connecting with like-minded individuals through online forums, caught wind of Evanâs project and immediately contacted him. The two struck up a conversation and quickly realized the potential for an extraordinary adventure.
However, they quickly realized they both, while having a lot of enthusiasm, they never driven competivily in dirt, nevermind the snow. The proposition of driving 12 hours each also wasnât very cool to them. Fortunatly Evanâs email was getting bombarded by one of the Lehtonen twins, Kaari. She explained that she and her sister wanted to buy the wedgie in whatever condition it is to use it in the Clunker race. Oliver and Berggren instead replied that instead of selling them the car to join their team to win the Clunker. The rest is history.
The car:
This is the 1990 HED Wedgie Ă.
Designed for performance and comfort. Equiped with a powerful 2 liter inline 4. The Ă version was made for homologation for group A Touring cars in Hetvesia, and produced 135 hp. It manged to get 1st in the FWD class in the 1991 Hetvesia TC2000. This model would not last long as SED ended up down-sizing due to low sales of their more sporty cars. Changing radically to SUVs and luxury vehicles.
This particular car was found in a very bad condition. Shot tires, rusting bodypanels, a bent chassis and blown airbags from a particularly bad crash (Probably why it was abandoned in barn). Front right suspension collapsed. Missing catalitic converter and most of the exhaust. Most of the money was spent in repairing these critical issues. Now it has some brand new used tires, and coilovers⊠only on the front right. and the cheapest exhaust and cat that passed inspection⊠and the rest so some bribe money so they dont mind the interesting suspension and bent and rusted chasis.
At least the spoiler is well fixed to car.
At least the spoiler is well fixed to car.
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Timeloss Presents
1965 Kazrohn 452
The Following is notes written by Mirage
The Kazrohn 452 is awful. Painfully awful. Actually Shit. We want to get rid of it, so this is the perfect excuse to just dump this thing before we move to the USA. Ruuka "bought" this thing for a weird trade, basically gave these two Russian farmers about $100 in scrap metal, and they let her have this soviet-era shitvan. This thing did serve us well, moving us about Europe with some troubles. Mainly, we've had to replace the front suspension like four different times. There are some other weird quirks, too. We think there's a hole in the exhaust somewhere, there's rust on the subframe for sure, and I think there might just be a hole in the floor under the carpets.
This thing will probably kill us, Iâm going to be honest. Weâve done nothing to make it better, just stripped it for a cage and stuck some stickers on it. Grayse and Vic are optimistic, but I reckon weâre gonna lose the race even if the breadbox doesnât shit the bed before the end. (Not that we even thought we had a chance of winning -R) Threw some backup lights on the roof, some speakers for the hell of it, and Zoya found that skull on their travels. They really wanted the skull on there.
Weâre here for a good time not a long time, after all.
-Mirage, Timeloss Mechanic & Spotter.
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