Oh god, from crossovers to build a douche car for a valley girl 
Is this how all yâall planning to keep review numbers down???
Douchiest thing I ever rode in: a convertible CLK500 with the top down. And boy did I feel sooooooper douche.
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The double entendre is generally supposed to go the other way around, you kind of just went all the way and then proceeded from there
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Yeah, a quick look at the Maesima lineup for 2005 and nothing comes close to the 50k @ 50% markup. Iâm not even sure if a DHB will be extravagant enoughâŚ
Edit: I forgot about one model 
Also I take it that the example picture is not the kind of thing Stephy is looking for⌠The New Mini Cooper is the epitome of retro wankâŚ
A perfect round for a Zavir car. If only I had any idea for their design in the 00s and there was any fitting body 
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a FRIENDLY reminder
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@doncornaldie @partario Pssst⌠pricing on the ads Doesnât need to be anything fancy, as long as itâs there. I wouldnât want to have to disqualify anyone for something minor like that. Even a model price range like @conan did works should you not want to disclose the exact price.
@strop the photo of the Mini is the current car being replaced⌠that thing is so yesterday 
To all those who see the lack of bodies as an issue, I should make it clear that I donât really care how old a body is as long as it doesnât look retro and that I only put a restriction on pickups/utes and vans so anything else is fair game. If you think a Cayenne or X5 is the answer, submit that, just as if you think a Chrysler 300C or a BMW 6-series could be competitive.
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(Apologies for the retina-burning colors.)
Yes, this is one of the advertisements used by Dynamite Motors to promote the Dynamite K8.
This was the other ad typically seen for the car. Less information, but aimed more for those interested in the powerful V8 engine lurking beneath the hood.
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MY EYES, ZE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!
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lol, Epic presentation bro. kudos!
Iâm blind now, help
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Crossovers, and now a Teen Princess car, two categories that arenât Petoskey Motorsâ strong points. Iâm gonna try with this one thoughâŚ
282 imperial MPG??? How did that happen? 
Seems that it didnât render out the zero (but itâs fixed now)
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Dad: Happy Birthday Pumpkin!
Daughter: OH MY⌠oh⌠well⌠thanks?
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