Let me introduce my new company Darkshines Designs. Two model for 2015 production the Broadhead convertible with BB v8 and the Hollowpoint 303/431 and Pro mod.
4 out 10 of my brand’s cars are Corvette parodies. The others are a two supercars, two of what is essentially a Lancer Evo and a I6 turbo 4WD riceboy’s wet dream. So yeah, Dimension Motors has a line up of douchemobiles throughout its proud history.
I win.
Edit for pictures:
It has a huge wing, ridiculous hood and body kit, and the owner would probably ditch the cat and slam the thing for instagram points. How can you get more douchey than that?
I’ll go a 10/10 because the driver will probably have an arrogant personality to boot. Probably a teenager with a boatload of cash from Mommy and Daddy to buy the car and subsequent mods.
That picture is pretty much a Lancer Evo X replica. You will clearly be judged accordingly 
I don’t mean for this thread to be a douche contest, but since the game is fantasy, I did foresee this happening as we are unfettered by the crushing expectations of reality, and can embrace the douche.
1998 Petoskey Keweenaw Rally
Your opinions? Personally I’d give it at least a 6/10 for the large wing plus the teenage hooligan personification.
That it is FF only adds to the douche factor of the rear wing. People likely to buy it for AWDness without knowing what AWD is. Kind of like how a lot of people voted Brexit without knowing what the EU was or, in several particular cases, how the entire livelihood of their town relied on EU funding.
As new, I imagine it quite close to a poor man’s Evo. That score real high.
I’m still looking for opinions on Ouroboros compared to the other obviously douchebag GG cars.
Ourobros: Impressive technological feat, sure. HOWEVER, instead of being reserved for the super-rich elites as a supercar should be, its daciaesque price tag as well as the insane looks will undoubtedly generate far higher sales, which also increases the number of owners not qualified to handle this kind of performance.
TL,DR: It might succeed the Mustang as the car of choice for crashing at a car meet.
Not to mention the smug increase it will undoubtedly cause. Luckily it isn’t a hybrid. 8/10
I agree on a number of things, except to note that with a drivability of 54, and only the potential to be more than the driver can handle if they turn the aids off this car is less likely to crash than a lot of similarly powered cars, particularly the top trims if muscle.
Then again you just know the idiots buying this car will turn the driving aids off and it still does have about 650bhp on tap IIRC. So I guess you’re right on that count too.
There are enough accounts of people crashing 60hp FWD hatchbacks and/ or cars with millions of safety devices.
I’ve seen enough people crash their cars with less than half of that power, even with driving assists. Let’s face it, all the power steering, ABS, Traction Control and Stability Assistance won’t save you if you mat the gas and then hook the steering wheel. That’s proven with Mustangs and Corvettes as it is.
Now let’s put the engine behind the driver’s seat, increasing the pendulum effect when things get a little out of hand, and the only differences between a Mustang crashing into a crowd, and the Ouroboros crashing into the crowd will be which end collides first, and how much it’ll cost to replace the car.
But we wanted to give power to the people 
(Like unleashing automotive apocalypse upon the lands.)
There are more cost effective ways of liberating the population from subhumans, ya get me.
I’d say one of the fastest ways would be to give them all a stock Ford Pinto and then make 'em all have a demolition derby.
NNNNOOOO!!! Not the Pinto! not a Ford, give em holden/chevolet/opel v6 buick engined commonwhores
Haha oh yeah I like me the idea of a Bommodore Bashup 
hmmm something that should one day be organised. The Inaugural Automation commodore bash day (you enter at your own risk Mt Stalney Hunting Reserve claims no responsibilty if you are injured)
What’s wrong with Commodores? Personally don’t care for them very much but I thought you ozzies love em.
Do not get involved in the Holden vs Ford fights!
@Darkshine5 will probably slaughter you.
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I think we can all agree v6 commodore are the king of douchebag cars.
Whats wrong with them are they usually have the bumpers falling off driven by younger male/females that want a cheap car with enough power to do burnouts. The commodore and nissan skyline killed the enthusiast car scene over here by bringing in anti-hoon laws so that even if you have not engaged in that sort of activity if you have a nice car you are a hoon. And having your car taken and sold to fund the crown is bullshit!
The now broke ANZ motors Corp
Sold? I thought they took them to the big crusher and smooshed it into a steel pancake
At least in NSW, that is. I heard they don’t do that anymore.
