While working efficiently and goal-oriented on two new models, there suddenly was a big ruckus at the back of the office. Espen gave Petter, the newest employee a nudge in the side and said “Pay attention, dis gon b gud”!
“Trygve, you brilliant oaf of a man, where are you?”, Puffster yelled while storming in, eyes blazing with enthusiasm.
“Right here, now slow down, what’s the rush”, Trygve replied, rightfully sceptical. He had experienced this before and had a hunch about where this was headed.
“Show me the progress on the Mule Kick, the sporty farm truck!!”
" Very well, it is actually going really great, the plans we made for it look really promising", he replied while they worked over to the right working area.
“We’ve balanced out most of the car even at the reduced price, and with only minor alterations we have kept most of the stats and hence the score pretty good in the weighted categories. It’s still not a rocket, but the engine has had some improvements as well, while getting all the bonus points.”. Trygve looked quite pleased with what he had accomplished.
“Well, mediocrity is not enough! Luckily I’ve had an epiphany…”
“Oh no, have you been watching old reruns of Top Gear again?”
“Yes!”
“With the Clarkson compilation afterwards?”
“…Yes”
“And will you be listening to reason after that?”
“No.”
Trygve groaned as Puffster began laying out his new plans for the Mule Kick!
“Now, first of all, we’re gonna throw out that tiny excuse of an engine, we need proper dicplacement, And we need turbos! I’ve got one coming in in 10 minutes!”
“That tiny excuse was a 6 litre V8…”
“Exactly, tiny! I’ve gotten us a 9 Litre V8 racing engine that revs up to heaven and beyond. POWEEEEEEEER!!! Now, after that we slap in a sequential gearbox, slam it down to ground and throw a couple of 28” rims on that sucker, 335mm wide in the front and 395 in the back."
“But that will ruin the comfort and offroad capabilities of the car as well as cost a fortune. Do they even make tyres that dimension?”
“Barely, but i found a company that makes them, even though the brand is not well known, it will be fine. The gearbox will of course be upgraded and we max out the aerodynamics of this brick. Throw on a lip in the front and a wing on the roof. This means we will have to throw out the nice seats and replace them with the ones from the cafeteria for budget, so we will save weight as well.”
“This is a 2600kg truck with macpherson front suspension and solid leaf axle in the back, and you are talking about saving weight and racing setup. Are you mad???”
“Possibly a bit, but it will be a fantastic experience. Now get to work and build me that racecar.”
With Puffster walking back to the design offices, Trygve was left tearing his hair out and muttering loudly to the wall.
Two days later, the prototype was done and Trygve was doing the simulations with Puffster plaing close attention:
“Well, we managed to squeeze about 1300hp and 1500nm out of the engine while still maintaining the mpg requirement with three drops to spare. She will do 0-100 in 2,9 with a top speed of over 300 and get around the Green Hell in about 7.40. The ride is absolutely ruined and we will probably score more negative points than positive, but at least we will do it in something fast.”
“Magnificent, once again you have proven how brilliant you are at this”
“Yeah, yeah, just don’t pull to hard on the door when opening it, they might fall off if you do”
And so, the ABR Mule Kick entered the competition: