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unbelievable amounts of sex
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CEO of sex²
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Xf Pyroclast
a brand new eruption
Do you want a boring, normal sports car that blends in the crowd, or do you want an ERUPTION of fun? Ignite the road with the brand new Pyroclast, featuring 225 mm wide alloy sports tires is the most fun Xf has ever engineered. And with new X-wheel drive (RWD model also available), ensure your wheels never slip
professional driver on a closed course, do not attempt.
But don't go thinking that just because it's a sports car, it's fuel inefficient. With Xf's own in-house Carbofusion 7, get a whopping 23.3 MPG! The new tech doesn't stop there, though. While our competitors use cats that heavily restrict air flow, leading to a less fun ride, our precision-engineered, in-house Aether-Core cat, protects the environment without losing on power.
Our new 3-liter V10 is roaring with power. 217 horsepower. While some companies love to brag about their super high power engines that induce wheelspin, we at Xf believe in precision, and our top engineers back in Chicago used the latest in computer technology to manufacture the perfect amount of power that mixes fun and adrenaline without comprising handling.
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Xf
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You know want it
Our new 3-liter V10 is roaring with power. 217 horsepower. While some companies love to brag about their super high power engines that induce wheelspin, we at Xf believe in precision, and our top engineers back in Chicago used the latest in computer technology to manufacture the perfect amount of power that mixes fun and adrenaline without comprising handling.
Xf knows you want your comfort, and we didn’t disappoint. The Pyroclast features a huge interior space with just 2 seats (5-seat version also available) that’s focused on one thing: making sure you have the smoothest, comfiest ride around. Made with real leather and featuring both heater and air conditioner. This Xf interior is our most proud work yet.
Xf
Yours for only $31,500
You know want it
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This is deeply inappropriate, and I’d like you to change it.
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-Letter of Callout and Final Extension-
Dear Entrants,
We are compiling submitted proposals and would like to recall all submitted proposals from the following list (with noted submission status):
- @AKA_NOBUDDY
- @breadtheloaf
- @Isabella
- @Kreator
- @Ch_Flash
- @Ultimate_Billy
- @happyfireballman
- @IJN_Yamato
- @the-chowi
- @Maverick74
- @Knugcab
- @Riley
- @Magmort
- @Xepy
- @Dildoplocus
- @DuceTheTruth100
- @nvisionluminous
- @lotto77
- @Chief
- @ldub0775
- @bang6111
- @Vento
- @abg7
- @Danicoptero
- @karhgath
- @oldmanbuick
- @Texaslav
- @66mazda / @Falling_Comet / @Portalkat42 / @variationofvariables / @Tzuyu_main
- @Kanye_West / @Tsundere-kun
Missing car file:
To aide with final preparations and to space out the needed time to process these proposals, the submission entry will be extended for the final time to the 3rd of February, to be closed in 11:59:59PM (GMT+9:30, ACST).
For any inquiries, please contact your nearest production agent.
Good Luck!
Sincerely,
“Unknown”
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I don’t get what you mean by ‘recall’, do we need to submit again?
It’s actually a list of users who have submitted a .car file and/or posted its corresponding “ad” on this thread.
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That means we’re binned
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I think Yuri means recall as in ‘bring a memory forward’
maybe you shouldn’t speak for other people, it’s quite literally a list of the people who have already submitted
(cooked this car up literally in 30 minutes)
The 1981 Hikaru Katana V12.
While this car may not be the most inspiring car to look at, or the fastest, or the most comfortable to drive, it certainly has a 4.7L V12, definitely makes over 300HP, and definitely doesn’t blow up (I think).
The ultimate Japanese nugget, the small boy with a big bite, a car with an oversized engine, it goes by many names. But it will be forever a Katana, even if it was the manufacturer’s least favourite generation of it.
(these are just photos of the base model but just slap on a V12 logo on the back and lower it a little bit and they’re pretty much the same car)
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I doubt that will do its sportiness any favors…
Anyway, the sheer diversity of the entries being submitted is enough to give the producers a tough time.
We were told to cover up. According to the newspapers, out new GT was considered deeply inappropriate, and they would like for us to change it. It seems like the GT subverted everyone’s expectations of what a Japanese car should be, and was apparently deemed too risque. In an age where conservative thinking is once again on the rise, maybe we shouldn’t be too surprised about this. We can’t really change our bodies that way overnight, however, so we’ve simply covered it all up. Despite the covers, there’s no denying that the silhouette of that sleek and sexy body under all that fabric. Looks like all we can offer is a little tease, but let’s be honest, that’s enough to make you want to get in, isn’t it?
We
Handmade with love by members of the Sendo Team
@66mazda @chiefzach2018 @Portalkat42 @variationofvariables @Tzuyu_main
FOR MOBILE VIEWERS: DISPLAY IN LANDSCAPE MODE
Developed by four of Japan’s largest automotive manufacturers during the height of the Japanese bubble economy, the Sendo GT represented a radical departure from the four companies’ typical products, and held the power to bring a world revolution to the sports car market.
With over 4 years spent on development, the Sendo GT had numerous novel features at its release, including a multi-link independent rear suspension, electronically controlled adaptive dampers, a fully mechanical four-wheel-steering system, a 5.0-litre Dual Overhead Cam, 48-valve V12 with variable valve timing making 375 horsepower, optional BBS wheels with Michelin TRX tyres, a digital instrument cluster, a central multi-function CRT display, a 5-speed rear mounted manual transaxle, pop-up headlights, dual-zone climate control, and a highly advanced active aero system that activated to reduce lift at speeds exceeding 80 km/h.
After a controversial test drive marketing campaign in 1991, byy 1992, various upgrades were performed by Sendo since the car’s debut in 1987. Chassis rigidity was improved, the ECU was retuned to allow an increase of 25 horsepower up to 400 hp from 375, and 18" forged aluminum wheels developed by RAYS Engineering were made standard. Electronic power steering, a gated 6-speed manual transmission, a 6-disc Sony CD changer, and other tweaks were also performed to make the first-generation GT the best it could be.
The full article can be read at the Sendo Museum page.
| Data Specs (1992) | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Displacement | 4996cc | Engine Type | 60° V12, Aluminum Block & Head |
| Max. Power | 400 PS / 6000 RPM | Valvetrain | Dual Overhead Camshaft, 48 Valve |
| Max. Torque | 535 N*m / 4300 RPM | Bottom End | Forged Aluminum Crank |
| Redline | 7000 RPM | Suspension (F/R) | Double Wishbone / Multi-link |
| Drivetrain/Aspiration | FR / NA | Wheelbase | 2,849 mm |
| Transmission | 6-speed Transaxle | Length | 4,990 mm |
| Tire Size (F/R) | 255/45R18 | Width | 1,890 mm |
| Wheel Size (F/R) | 18x9 | Height | 1,390 mm |
千度チームが感謝しています。
ありがとう
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Your new ad for the Sendo GT may be less suggestive, but it’s no less compelling - and still highly evocative of what a V12-powered, Amati-branded sister car to the final generation of Eunos Cosmo would’ve look like, had Mazda gone through with it.
goes unreasonably hard
-Letter of Callout-
Dear entrants,
We are finalizing the list of submitted proposals with the following (with noted submission status):
- @AKA_NOBUDDY
- @breadtheloaf
- @Isabella
- @Kreator
- @Ch_Flash
- @Ultimate_Billy
- @happyfireballman
- @IJN_Yamato
- @the-chowi
- @Maverick74
- @Knugcab
- @Riley
- @Magmort
- @Xepy
- @Dildoplocus
- @DuceTheTruth100
- @nvisionluminous
- @lotto77
- @Chief
- @ldub0775
- @bang6111
- @Vento
- @abg7
- @Danicoptero
- @karhgath
- @oldmanbuick
- @Texaslav
- @66mazda / @Falling_Comet / @Portalkat42 / @variationofvariables / @Tzuyu_main / @chiefzach2018
- @Kanye_West / @Tsundere-kun
- @Fantic2000
- @MoteurMourmin
Missing Ads:
In a week's time, you will receive the first of many of our personalized newsletter mailing, crafted by our executive producer "Tiramisu", which will entail exclusive media formats for your eyes only....
Please keep all contacts available for any inbound communications from our production studio.
Good Luck!
Sincerely,
“Unknown”
Please keep all contacts available for any inbound communications from our production studio.
Good Luck!
Sincerely,
“Unknown”
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Well, who needs lore when you come up with an absolute beauty like this?
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