May I present to everyone
The vehicle of a certain mad (egg-shaped) scientist who is also known for having an iq of 300 and being a feminist
(yours for 15000 automation coins)
This vehicle is also accompanied with an approriate mixtape which will be sent to Djadania
My dudes, is there a way to make the crash test doll look like something other than a crash test doll? Asking for a friend. I’m asking here because it’s not actually really that important, but it may have something to do with my 2nd “car”
Use leather to make it look like a skinwalker and put spheres on the joints and a helmet on its head!
Interesting. I was thinking more like how to make it look like regular Joe, but I will keep that in mind
Legally the only way this car can be raced in Beam is to have Eggman’s announcement playing on loop in the background.
oh dear
(please read this in the spongebob news guy voice, its so much funnier) Meet the Tungsten Sforzo! After the designer’s deep depression after coming at a tragic last place in Function over Form, he decided to continue with his sadistic episode. Determined to (probably come in dead last again) win, he picked right back up and tried again with this tragedy of a car! It’s measly 2.5k rpm is solely compensatory to for the not even 60.5 hp atrocity this lack of effort brings. It literally stalled on the designer’s first try. This sad excuse’s top speed is only 113mph. For $14,900, please do not buy this, for your own sake! Don’t choose wisely, lose wisely.
Tungsten//“Innovation at It’s Finest” (maybe, we couldn’t even afford the copyright)
https://youtu.be/0evcWwqweb8?si=KVZb05Pe4_p09c6k (heres a song that accurately encapsulates driving this shitbox btw, loop it if its too fast)
Will there be track limit rules on the runs the hosts drive?
I mean at least i will try to stay on the track and not intentionally cut, if i do cut its usually a mistake. If a car is truly undrivable then im going to cut the whole track to make it easier.
crap, that ruins all my plans
Will the song we pick be playing while you do the runs?
Yes.
Apparently I’m an international arms dealer now. This was entirely Djadania’s fault by the way.
RAHH
Just a reminder, until May 3rd to enter (Any Timezone)!
We have received entries from:
@AMuteCrypt x2
@ArizonaCaseo x2
@azkaalfafa
@BiggE_Huggs
@BradTheInhaler420
@Ch_Flash
ChatGPT (Yes, That ChatGPT)
@Chaedder
@conan x2
@ctesiphon x2
@Danicoptero
@Djadania x2 (Hey, it’s me!)
@Edsel x2
@ErenWithPizza x2
@Fayeding_Spray
@gridghost x2
@Happyhungryhippo
@HelloHi
HemiThunder x2
@JustARandomCrackhead
@Knugcab
@LS_Swapped_Rx-7 (Hey, it’s him!)
@machalel x2
@Mad_Cat
@moroza
Nocturne x2
@pcmoreno x2
@Prime_Moss
@Sandstorm (Your car is not legal, it will not be allowed without the changes I have told you)
@ScintillaBeam x2
@Sealboi
@shibusu x2
@Shimmel x2
@T0M
@TwistedUmbreon
@VanZandt_Breda
@xsneakyxsimx
If you are missing from this list, please notify me!
And once again, only a few days left to enter! If you need like an extra day of time I’m willing to give it though.
you forgot to ping your emotional support, the one and only hilbert
behold, a motorcycle
