Yep. Is crippling depressing.
TNP thinks that Calvinator is a quality brand.
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h a
about like 30-45 minutes ago, TNP beat the fuck out of their dick so god damn hard that they canāt even feel their left leg, their left leg has went totally numb and also TNPās dick has went totally numb
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U wot m8
TNP loses money because of their own stupidity.
True, just lost my new headphones
TNP can kill me
I can, but do I want to? Iād rather see you alive and suffering. Yes, Iām a masochist.
TNP suffers from the worst sexually transmitted disease: life.
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I like this analogy. Though it opens up some wider question: do you suffer because of life or does your life suffer because of you?
TNP lives life longingly lewdly.
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I try not to make the lewd part of my life the daily part
TNP has lewd lolis
Nope Iām fine thanks FBI you donāt need to investigate really
This is a good question, but I suppose it boils down to which side of the fence you stand on, if you feel like life is predestined and you have no control then yeah youāre suffering because of life but if conversely if you think thatās nonsense and life is what you make of it then itās a douche move to complain because you couldāve made it better yourself. Iāll stick with the latter but still complain lol
TNP beat the game
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The game of āMake your life harderā? True.
TNP is an optimist.
Do I have to be?
TNP is an irradiated husk.
I prefer the term āferral ghoulā, thank you very much. Ehmā¦ ehā¦ I meanā¦ RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHWARARARARA
TNP has bought a VR headset
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sort of true. Actually gf and I picked up a Lenovo Yoga 920 from the JB-HiFi last week only to discover that it came with a free Mixed Reality headset. I canāt remember which one exactly, but it was either the HP, the Lenovo, or the Dell, so in effect we saved 800 bucks. Bargain. The best part is if you load up on accessories, simply ask the staff if they can bundle discounts, and you can save hundreds more.
TNP is a sucker for bargains.
fuck yeah, spending is painful
TNP is a clean freak
Depends on the location, my desk is clean, my garage is not
TNP has a clean garage
We donāt even have a garage.
TNPās garage is actually a āparty roomā
Nope my garage is a garage, and PeaPodās rightful nesting place.
TNP loves their car.
Oh boy I do. I love it to bits.
TNP might kinda sort of slightly almost probably has feelings for their car
Although itās not mine I have some feelings for the Jetta for being the only 2.0TDI that hasnāt ever broken, deserves some respect there 
TNPs car is a maintenance nightmare
Only when changing spark plugs, thatās Subaru life.
TNP keeps maintenance logs for their car.
yep, since I service it at the one place and itās an official manufacturer outlet and I do it regularly at the specified intervals. Makes logging very simple.
TNP has upgraded their tyres (1 week with the Pilot Sport 4s and already Iām starting to feel it isnāt enough, I need MOAR GRIP)