Nope. Sorry men 
TNP have an affaire with a chair 
uhhh no… i haven’t fucked it yet
TNP has a random boner rn
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It’s not random if it’s constant
TNP has bought 5 tons of horse manure
Why buy it when you can just run into the truck and take it home with you?
TNP has driven a 46 Ford.
False. I’ve owned an 87 Ford and a 94 Ford and driven numerous others. But never a 46.
TNP received a speeding ticket (at any point since you got your driver’s license).
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Never gotten a ticket, but a couple days ago I did get pulled over for the very first time.
TNP has done something incredibly stupid today.
Wake up? Yeah
TNP enjoys waking up
Only if it’s at a time I want to
TNP just loves sleeping in
Who doesn’t?
TNP bought something and then immediately regretted buying it
My first car.
TNP can’t believe it’s already February.
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False, it feels like it’s been forever since December
TNP is a grill
nah, but I can make you think i am one 
TNP will never forget
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oh you know it… for better or for worse… since i’m one of the mastermind
TNP is now curious
No, I’m a victim
TNP is thicc
I wish
TNP 
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soon
TNP???
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???
TNP gets it!
???
TNP swol
I may not be swol, but I am smol.
TNP is also smol