…Yes. Yes I will.
TNP will be TNP.
…Yes. Yes I will.
TNP will be TNP.
No. I’ll break the laws of physics for it to not be true.
TNP will not break the laws of physics.
True
TNP is a mortal
Thankfully
TNP
yes
TNP, who are you?
I am death.
TNP is going to commit homicide.
Nah I guess, at least until I don’t have teen children, which is a loooong, long time away.
TNP is thinn.
Yes. LankyBoy over here.
TNP is also part of the lanky squad ™
No I am smol.
TNP spends too much time procrastinating
…
You don’t even need me to answer that.
TNP uses a lot of sticky notes
False, all such stuff is on my phone.
TNP agrees that parrots are crazy/stupid and awesome.
True
TNP would live with a parrot
False, I already do.
TNP can weld.
I’ve welded one thing and I made a horrible job so… False, I guess.
TNP can.
no
TNP is out of shape
fak tell me about it
TNP is a FAT OAF
Hey! that’s rude! True, but rude.
TNP smokes crack
False, Peyote or nothing! (Or in my case it is actually nothing.)
TNP is distracted.
nothing to distract me anymore, I’m done with my exams and I’m fucking three sheets to the wind
TNP regrets their last hangover
I regret every single one.
TNP has played Kahoot