Maybe the duck has a crush on you?
TNP voted in the awards.
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True
TNP is sitting on the loo
False.
TNP is a ghurka
What.
TNP is a minion.
True, I am currently doing a resident job aka junior doctor aka ward bitch. That makes me a Minion.
TNP likes drifting in AC.
dunno. i donāt have AC. buy it for me 
TNP donāt like to waste tires if they donāt feel like itās needed
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True, I run my tyres down right till they reach the bare minimum on the legal side
TNP keeps their car well maintained and serviced properly
Sure do. Well. I may run a bit behind schedule. But I do go to the same Honda service department every time and keep my log book updated and get my wheel alignments checked and rotated and my pressures up and watch my own treads.
TNP has had a muscle cramp recently.
true, i can actually do it on command
TNP has some other strange talent
This sounds like fun, Iāll bite. Which talent would one like to hear aboutā¦
ok no Iāve already gone there for today so Iāll leave that alone
Standing on my two feet, with nothing else touching the floor, I can pick an eraser up off the floor with my teeth. (It doesnāt have to be an eraser. Just something that easily fits in your mouth).
Try it!
TNP just tried it.
I canāt even stand on one leg properly (I have issues standing, Hyper-mobile ankles or some shit.) So, No.
TNP will dance if they want to.
damn right I will. In public if the occasion demands.
TNP has broken a board/brick/tile with their bare hands.
False, Iām not destructive
TNP keeps hitting creative blocks
So true.
TNP still has toy cars.
True!
TNP will explain a model is not a toy
False, Iām not good at explaining things.
TNP is a Lego fan.
wheels donāt go spinny spinny.
TNP knows about the Metallurgique Maybach
EDIT: Sniped.
Faust
TNP hates autocorrect on mobi shotguns
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Mobile shotguns are all shotguns, and they dont have autocorrect.
TNP has noticed the difference between Arsenal and the rest of the Tube stations (Itās not the name)
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false, obviously.
TNP is at work right now.