Very very true.
TNP is on google maps.
no, but i do alot because am a boring sod.
TNP knows that I Kant (and gets the horrid pun)
True, but you wonât get good Marx for that.
TNPâs car has a front bench seat
True.
TNP just found out Carrie Fisher just passed away.
False
TNP is a pole dancer
âŚ
TNP likes dogs.
True
I love all mammals (but prefer cats)
TNP hates dogs.
Tralse, I like cats, but am neutral on dogs.
TNP has a cat that isnât the sharpest tool in the shed
what the fuk was that
TNP believes in Christmas miracles.
Finally the raspberry pie wasnât sold outâŚ
tralse. not miracles, but happenstances.
TNP ownes some retro technology
PS 1, cassette player, so yes
TNP has older than a cassette
True, vinyl.
TNP has read a book that was written over a century ago.
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trueâŚ
the bibleâŚ(?)
TNP spent quite the money on the last steam sale
(Not related) I shouldâve expected that answer, I suppose I couldâve specified otherwise.
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False
TNP has been involved in an accident in the last six months and is due some compensation
False, never have, I am a lucky bitch
TNP has the luck of a pile of steaming shit
Not this Christmas. Raspberry pies werenât sold out this time!
TNP loves berries.
Cherry pie, yum!
TNP has never you know, done âitâ as the kids say
which âitâ do you mean here? the illegal one? or the other semi-illegal one?
[spoiler]sex or drugs?[/spoiler]
TNP is scared but curious of something at the same time