True, a clock that was supposed to go into it somewhere, Audi analog thing
TNP has something cool
True: A 1986 Jeep Grand Wagoneer
TNP owns a cool vehicle.
Well my step-dad owns a 1989 Jaguar XJR 4.0, one of only ~300 ever built, and Iād cool that a car. But my own Seat Arosa isnāt very cool.
TNP is cooking up some pasta tonight
False, Iām being lazy and probably ordering pizza
TNP has had actual Italian pizza
false. i wish.
TNP is worrying about something pretty big right now
True, trying to avoid forced conscription rn
TNP has owned a convertible
False, but I want to get a VW golf cabrio, probably in about a year though 
TNP will talk me out of buying that (good luck)
Just get a normal Golf. Itās just better.
I try, and I know I have already failed.
TNP is extra hyped for Season 7 of Game Of Thrones having seen the new teaser
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False, I havenāt even watched GoT (shock horror)
TNP experiences vast swings in workload at their job (Monday I was putting on 3 hours unpaid overtime/day, now I have nothing to do.)
Mostly false, a perk of being a mechanic for an fleet of trucks of which most are fourteen years old. Being understaffed also plays a part.
TNP has put their hand in a wood chipper.
True, it was turned off at the time.
TNP has had a long dream and woken to realize no time has passed at all.
Yeah, I get those quite often if I wake up early and go back to bed. Have a crazy dream that only lasts 40 mins 
TNP just loves sleep
Whatās sleep again?
TNP is uggghhhhhhhhhhā¦
yee
TNP revives old threads
True, if itās good.
What the heck happened to this thread anyway?
TNP thinks itās been quiet lately.
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A little too quiet
TNP is suspicious of the open plains and distant treelines.
False
TNP has seen the US attack on Syria and now fears WW3
Aye, friend just said āGet ready for Conscriptionā
TNP fears the End.
Nah, I embrace it
TNP is ready for it all to just fall down
You maybe. I have a life to live. And no reported casualties so get off the hysteria.
TNP thinks people over sensationalize everything.