Someone was lonely or bitter in high school…
TNP isn’t lonely.
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False, I’m here so I don’t feel as lonely.
TNP loves cracker Jacks!
I think I did. I haven’t had them in so long I forget tbh
@Deskyx high school might have left a negative mark on me, might…
TNP enjoyed high school
Fat chance, maybe if I had a lobotomy beforehand.
TNP thinks fourth dimensionally.
Don’t we all? There’s no one who’s managed to escape the space-time continuum as far as I know so any thinking done by anyone is indeed 4 dimensional.
TNP hasn’t eaten cotton candy in a long ass time
False, I had some at the circus a couple weeks ago.
TNP knows BACON is the truth!
Y E S. Bacon and egg sandwich. Full English Breakfast with 2 rashers of bacon. Spaghetti Carbonara with bacon. Bacon in a Ragu. Bacon lardons in everything. Butter fried cabbage leaves with bacon lardons and garlic. Bacon lardons in salad. Bacon butty. Bacon wrap. Bacon sandwich on its own. Bacon with ketchup. Bacon with barbecue sauce. Bacon with brown sauce. Bacon burger. 1/4 pounder with cheese, bacon and salad.
Bacon.
TNP is watching the UK General Election and can’t face palm enough.
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Just looked it up, face meeting palm isn’t enough
TNP is happy
True, decided to wash my shower floor and ended up doing a full house clean, feeling sore but proud
TNP wishes they had motivation
I really do. I’m lazy, unproductive and pessimistic as fuck.
TNP says China
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False, because unlike some impertinent psycho-egotistical halfwits, I don’t say “CHAI-NAH’H”.
TNP has heard of this song but didn’t know the name until now
Or, they did know the name, in which case, awesome!
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False, I’ve never heard this song. It is spectacular, though.
TNP lives in a house (not an apartment, townhouse, or condo)
Boy, I can say this is so true.
TNP has an Apple product (Phone,Tablet,Or Computer)
2000 something iPod and that’s it.
TNP is anti Apple
False. I see being anti a company as pointless. Their products just don’t fit my requirements and that’s all.
TNP can handle fanboys and/or trolls.
The only good fanboy is the one cooling me off when I get too hot outside. 
TNP likes to internet troll.
False, I don’t stoop that low
TNP is going to be at the Antiyita International Motor Show
False
TNP has never been to an auto show
Yep 
TNP likes things that are squishy
somehow bubble gum on the table relaxes me,should i seek help?? xD
TNP likes being mainstream