True. Seems like with all the technological advancements, aesthetically pleasing designs have been lost. Not to mention fuel economy standards which several older cars can meet or surpass.
TNP knows the Earth is 157 years old and its age does not change.
False
TNP wants 15 year import laws in the USA
False.
TNP wants 0 year import laws in the USA 
I donāt live in the USA but I can agree with this law.
TNPās dream car list is waaaay too long for its own good
Oh definitely, I think I even posted some of it here on the forums 
TNP would ride a superbike if they knew how to and had the opportunity
Maybe, I would probably end up crashing and killing myself
TNP feels that would also happen to them
Iāve got some experience riding bikes, but yeah, if I had a bike that would go fast enough Iād likely kill myself.
TNP has an ATV.
Unfortunatelyā, no
TNP is a Les Paul kind of person
Iāve worked on a Les Paul, but never owned one. In fact, the only instrument I can play and that I own is a whistle.
TNP has kids that aspire to be great (LOUD) drummers.
What are kids? ( still single 
)
TNP knows what a kid is.
Kid;
The Offspring of two humans, between the age of 4-12.
The Offspring of two Goats.
TNP is part of the problem
True. Iām part of any problem. Got a mortgage? Then Iām part of the problem of people who already own a house. Got a good paying job? Then Iām part of the problem of the widening class gap and the vanishing middle class. Like smashed avo? ā¦etc. etc.
TNP embraces absurdism.
Interesting you say that, Iām currently reading a play thatās quite well known for its portrayal of what the author calls Theater of the Absurd (itās the Birthday Party by Harold Pinter). Fucking weird plot and fucking weird characters. Well when you say āTNP embraces absurdismāā¦ I embrace it from other people but donāt think Iām all that bizarre for one part, but I do feel like weāre purposeless in a chaotic universe.
TNP would say they have strong willpower
Yes, but it really is being severely tested these days (I guess thatās the point)!
Harold Pinter eh, I approve of your literary pursuits! For something related you can also try Samuel Beckett.
TNP would sacrifice dignity for money.
No way. Nuh uh.
Now for a slight change, TNP wants a Husqvarna jacket
Never heard of them, but having seen one I dunno. Maybe?
TNP wants/has a Barbour jacket.
@strop WHY DIDNāT YOU INVITE ME TO TALK ABOUT PINTER AND BECKETT??? :ā(
Yes. Please. Give.
TNP knows that the Hills are alive with the sound of
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Absolutley 100% yes.
TNP doesnāt trust estate agents
True
Iām a massive Husqvarna fanboy
http://www.dirtbikes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Husqvarna-Kids-Railed-Helmet-03-08-2017-360x304.jpg
TNP KNOWS VITPILEN IS ABOVE ALL
https://www.asphaltandrubber.com/wp-content/gallery/husqvarna-401-vitpilen-concept/Husqvarna-401-Vitpilen-Concept-14.jpg
TRUE! If there was a 125cc version, i would absolutely buy one.
TNP would daily a Daihatsu Copen