Nope, shit’s shortened my life expectancy to <65years
TNP is dead yet
False, at least I think I’m still alive
TNP is owned by the coca cola company
False, I am not a slave
TNP thinks we should buy this slave and set him free
False. ROT IN THE DUNGEONS OF THE COCA-COLA FRANCHISE… Oops. That wasn’t supposed to get out.
TNP is afraid for the future.
False, only the people it it
TNP is watching John Oliver (and if you don’t look him up!)
False, I don’t get HBO.
TNP doesn’t like to adult.
true, it’s so much work with not enough fun, and i ain’t even an adult yet and im already complaining
TNP has an otter box case
False, I don’t even know what that is
TNP has seen the new Dev update
Wathcing Now.
TNP is done with what ever they’re doing
True Early day today
TNP is STOKED with the new dev update
k.
TNP is 
True, whenever I sign up for competitions.
Unless I’m 
instead.
TNP dislikes doctors.
falsue. only when they’re doing something extremely uncomfortable or painful. otherwise, i like them. well SOME of them
TNP knows you can shift without clutching is some manuals
True.
TNP has found it harder to sleep than usual.
True. Recently with exams and pressure etc…
TNP has an annoying bodyclock that gets messed up very easily
False my hours are all over the place power naps are key
TNP spends most of their time at work before sunrise
False, only when I’m on night shift, which is on average 6 weeks in every year, except last year, where I was in the A&E, and was on night shift 2 out of every 6 weeks (which sucks, because it’s not as if A&E is any less busy at night time these days).
TNP chews their nails.
Tralse. Right now i don’t, I used to though
TNP saw the new GT Sport trailer
True. Looks a bit meh.
TNP feels meh