True, my Leon is slow but it handles really well
TNP hates it when they aren’t driving
True.
TNP wishes they had a racing wheel setup for games such as Forza and Gran Turismo.
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TNP has one of the elusive copies of Radiohead’s ‘In Rainbows’
False, but what the heck?
TNP writes way too much, period.
False, I hate writing of any kind
TNP is a kind
Kind of.
TNP has watched The Wire
False. Shield > Wire
TNP wishes he didn’t have to hold the door
True, try not to cry… cry a lot, but does death only come for the wicked, and leave the decent behind? My mind is still blown, the foundation for this moment was set TWO decades ago!
TNP has no idea what i am talking about.
True dat bro
TNP has seen Bernie Sanders dank meme stash
wat.
TNP wat
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TNP knows bad apples
No, only bad oranges.
TNP firmly believes logitech is a better wheel manufacturer than its competition.
True! So true! All he wheels I have ever bought have broken (about 4) except for my MOMO racing wheel! It is also the only wheel I have ever had with a rubber grip surface and two options for sequential shifting. I could have not asked for a better wheel!
TNP can agree with me that I just sounded like an ad
True. But wait, there’s more!
TNP has hit a large pothole recently.
True bugger blast and fuck it
TNP pays a huge road levy in their area
False, but the toll road almost cost as much as the cost of gas when you’re going out of town
TNP has some sort of ‘electronic road pricing’ system where they live
@squidhead i see you didn’t get it. I think what he meant was ‘bad apple’, the opening song to the anime ‘touhou’ but got popular even without yhe anime
False, but having researched them, I don’t like the idea of them.
TNP thinks this is one of the worst things you could ever do to a car (especially my little Arosa! 
)
False. I was expecting F&F levels of rice.
TNP thinks that F&F did more harm than good to car culture.
In all honesty prefer anything to football. My legs are useless. Unless you mean the american definition of Football, that one is neutral in my book.
TNP isn’t god