False, the only flights I ever take are for vacation! (because airplanes suck (especially when you are tired (unnecessary parentheses)))
TNP agrees that flights suck
tralse, Iāve never actually flown in a plane, just a helicopter tour years ago. But I have no intention of flying anywhere, Iāll take the extra time to drive.
TNP has been splashed with diesel fuel before.
False.
TNP loves to travel.
False, unless by car.
TNP doesnāt travel for vacation sake very often.
False, best cheap food Iāll eat
TNP has had their car needle on 0 while frantically rushing around between petrol stations only to find them taking a delivery and being closed
True. And that, my friends, is genuine fear.
TNP has got a new phone recently
True
TNP is #hype for the first SGTVā16 Race Weekend (This week)
Not invested in it at all, really.
TNP has a cellphone thatās over 5 years old.
False, iPhone 5S and itās already a dinosaur 
Its raining where TNP is at
trā¦ wait, what?
TNP is āwhatā?
@CadillacDave wait. fuel stations closes when itās getting a delivery? thatās news to me.
If you mean ālike what was that previous post aboutā, then yes.
TNP is eating as they type (and hence multi-tasking like a pro)
False.
TNP has a headache.
False, for once
TNP is on fire
@koolkei my local ones always close when taking a delivery because the truck barely fits in the station:smile: I just wish they would warn us before we go on a hunt for fuel
āI am on fireā¦ An extinguisher is not required.ā
TNP gets the reference.
False, I live a somewhat sheltered life.
TNP is eating blueberry pancakes.
False. Pork bacon.
TNP is watching Netflix or Hulu.
False, I only have prime 
TNP has had to watch Downton Abbey with their mother, girlfriend, etc.