Usually, though I send them to a garage for a thorough service every once in a while.
TNP will be voting in the EU Referendum today.
false, I’m technically sheepland
TNP is also sheepland
Nope, technically I am 'rooland.
TNP has gotten into a fight with a non-human creature.
True bloody pelicans
TNP has seen a pelican eat something that was not a fish
False, they make creams for that.
TNP is a grump.
true. very much so. i’m so displeased with my life right now.
TNP want to try to ride this just because
False, the cherry is clearly superior!
TNP also has a cherry tree
False… I have chilis
TNP prefers fast MPVs than supercars
False.
TNP prefers KIA to Hyundai.
False. My mom had a Kia once. It was the least reliable car she ever owned.
TNP has owned a lemon.
False, thankfully
TNP has also never owned a lemon
False, what else do I put in my ice cold coke
TNP has driven on the wrong side of the road before
Overtaking a Lorry in an 88 crank hp (11 years ago) Nissan is a slower process than evolution.
TNPs Parents have porn on their cellphones.
You have my what your what?
TNP has that one friend who hasn’t worked out the many benefits of Incognito Mode.
“He” doesn’t need it. “He” likes to make government surveillance people vomit with “his” weird fetishes.
TNP has a weird fetish that can make people vomit.