True or False: Forum game

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

TNP read that entire thing, expecting something.

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True, waste of my unimportant time

TNP has an EMP

TNP have at least 1 audio equipment that cost more than $100 alone.

True

TNP is eating poison from McDonald’s.

False, it was Burger King.

TNP can lick their own elbow.

True. The only one that I have to do with it and it was the only one that I can do to get the best regards David I have to do with it and it was the only one that I can get a new message via MSN RN MSN RN MSN RN MSN RN and the rest is just the same as a whole new world of the best way for you and I am not really a big fan level fanatic for the first one I had to do with it and it was the only one that I have to do with it and it was the only one who is a great weekend too many bad for you and I am a little more time with the new year to date with all of your website is a great weekend too many.

TNP also struggles to understand why their phone suggests such weird words to type.

False, I have a flip phone that doesn’t use any of that autocomplete crap.

TNP still uses a 3G phone.

True True True. Still on a Lumia 900. I would like a Lumia 650 but they’re not sold here yet.

TNP prefers Original Recipe over Crispy.

KFC is the work of the devil and is sinful…

…, sorry, I just meant “I wouldn’t know, I’m not a fan of KFC”.

TNP doesn’t like fast food.

False, tl;dr

TNP …tl;dr

ITT: What the fuck.

TNP can’t win.

so true

TNP thinks we need to get back…

False, memes rot the brain

TNP finds what grandparents say about the internet incredibly funny

True! My grandad once blamed me for breaking the computer when I logged on to his email via a separate client, not a web browser!

TNP had a computer powered by the mother of all CPU’s, the Pentium 4.

False. My oldest PC had a Core 2 Duo iirc

TNP has more than 4GB of VRAM

False. There’s only one thing that comes to mind when I hear “most beautiful Lamborghini”, and it’s the 400 GT

TNP thinks that modern cars aren’t beautiful, but are good looking in other ways.

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