False, never started (mainly due to not knowing what that is…).
TNP heard some say he injects duck moisture into wombats.
Wut?
TNP uses imgur to hold all their car game screen shots
False, the print screen button!
TNP can person
False, I fail at doing that hard (if you haven’t noticed the trail of dead persons in “that guy’s” basement…)
TNP heard some say that his testicles glow in the dark.
…No?
TNP understands that were his testicles to be glowing in the dark, it would probably indicate a severe amount of radioactive material in the bloodstream or skin tissues and that that would mean almost certain death due to radiation poisoning or cell breakdown.
True.
TNP is having trouble coming up with something to say.
Nope, I can produce more bullshit per day than a fully grown… uh, bull.
TNP understands that fish defecate in the same water they’re swimming in, indicating that the familiar fish taste is a result of fecal seasoning.
false, never thought of it really, though i know there’s bacteria and algae that eat the shit
TNP knows what 2b2t is
false, and i don’t intend to find out. i’m that smart 
TNP is interested as how humans will live on mars. if we ever get there
True, though I doubt I’d willingly make the trip. Unless there was a guarantee that I’d be coming back.
TNP is a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.
I’m not Dillon That sounds like a song.
TNP is a fanatic.
Nah, only 43bhp more? Where’s the four digit outputs???
TNP doesn’t even lift bro.
“We don’t take kindly to being called bro.” - Norway, 1936
TNP gets the reference.
Sadly, I do not, though I’d like to know.
TNP has seen the 0 Star crash tests of some cars being sold in India
Makes one wonder how a Volvo 240 or any car that was considered safe some 20 years ago would perform in the same tests.
TNP will trade money for cheeseburgers, man.
True, that’s what you do when you go to McDonald’s
TNP is NPT
False, in my territory, NPT stands for the National Patient Transport service i.e. the ambulances that don’t come with paramedics and resus equipment.
TNP has made an unplanned trip to the A&E before.
True. I fell off a stage once, hit someone in the face with my face, and then landed on the back of my head. I had a concussion for a little bit but I still managed to go on a 3 day overnight trip after the weekend!
TNP loves A&W.
False, if you’re talking about the fast food joint that I only know exists because I just Googled it to find that there’s none where I live, and the one review that does exist for it reads thus:
believe me, A&W is the worst fast food joint ever…the only good thing from A&W is their root beer…and even then’d i’d prefer a Barq’s
So yeah 
TNP knows how to mix ginger into their beverage