Elvis is elvis
TNP knows that if ya boy salty, then ya boy poison.
I have no idea what that means. If it’s supposed to say that having high sodium intake levels are bad for you, then okay, true.
TNP has eaten sugar straight out the box/packet
False… i have with Salt though, don’t ask
TNP knows something is really unhealthy yet they keep eating it anyways
Chocolate? Yep.
TNP likes a good slice of Lemon Cake
I’d take a slice of any cake in a jiffy
TNP has tried frozen yogurt
true. licked them
TNP can tell what the fuck went wrong here
False… Wagons are kinda my guilty pleasure…
EDIT: turns out, it’s a hearse… i don’t care though
TNP agrees for many people an old Roadmaster wagon would make more sense than a Suburban
Suburbans are more abundant and most people want that high seating position at the expense of handling, safety, economy, practicality, street cred etc.
Kebab Yugos are the nicest people.
TNP has a slave.
Nope, not clicking.
TNP will never click on Pottos links
Okay, I will if only you tell me what it is. Dio, I will click on certainly.
TNP knows off the top of their head which year Dio was formed
Which one JoJo or the band? Either way false.
TNP is already dead.
No but my living room table was built when germany was still a monarchy.
TNP survived a plane crash.
That would be harrowing, but kinda cool. No, I’m not that gnarly.
TNP is gnarly