True, that’s because I don’t have any friends. My phone battery lasts months. (Not really but it does last a long time, especially since it’s a flip phone)
TNP has driven something with the steering wheel on the other side. (In other words right hand drive if your country normally uses left hand drive and vice versa)
True. A retired United States Postal Service Jeep my grandfather acquired.
TNP has driven a car without power breaks.
false, golf cart with no brakes tho 
TNP somehow broke a golf cart to where it was stuck at full throttle, and it tried to drive itself into a creek
Ok Cowy with the tracks u have provided u have already contributed more to the community than most of us.
I would buy the game for u for that reason alone. Not only that u r a active member of tge forums here and i would miss having you here. And if u cant understand the higger techhy stuff just send a pm to myself or i highly recpmmend bookmarking the FAQ as its helpfull.
Back on topic
strangly true but it was a john deer gator
TNP has a farmer in their family
Nope,
TNP has fixed his car with duct tape.
Also, for the Potto Gadd thing, I had a quick look at the stuff he posted in the Hedgehog thread and I’d almost consider it a “ban me” post as there was some obviously against the rules stuff. IIRC he had also been warned already for spam.
As for all his posts appearing flagged, that might be something with the way the forums are currently set. Since AFAIK he’s the first guy to get banned since the switch (exluding spam bots), it might just be some setting that needs to be changed. As much as he could be annoying, I definitively don’t think he deserves to be erased from history.
False.
TNP is a Playa
True. Was a temporary fix, at least until I’d been able to get the proper salvage-yard part. Worked like a charm to keep the glove-compartment door closed, though, until I could get a replacement latch.
Edit: Sniped.
False.
TNP has fixed their car with WD-40.
Mate, I haven’t fixed anything without WD-40.
TNP keeps an emergency can of WD-40 handy just in case.
True best stuff other than start ya bastard
TNP has heard a compound twin centrifugal supercharged v8
False. But I have 9 naturally aspirated ones to pick from back home.
TNP thinks that’s excessive.
False, you can never have too many engines!
TNP has smashed their phone recently by dropping it from ankle height, my iPhone 6 is now completely unuseable
False, I don’t need to worry about such things since I own an android.
TNP sees a chiropractor.
No, I’m healthy for the time being.
@Darkshine5 you are too kind! I had Potto, lord Shitpost himself…
#OFFER TO SPEND HIS OWN MONEY TO BUY IT FOR ME
You read that right, Potto.
Potto.
He isn’t totally full of shit.
Just shitty memes.
TNP is addicted to 9GAG
Naw 9gag is full of edgy kids and teens these days. Plus they mod team is really shady.
TNP is not single.
False as hell. I am about as far from dateworthy material as you can get. Getting into a relationship/getting laid isn’t my focus right now.
TNP is dual.
false, I am singular
TNP would own a diesel Alfa
Hell yeah
@CadillacDave Alfa’s diesel inline 5
TNP doesn’t like inline fivers
@strop sniped you to the moon and beyond
False, I am still not sold on owning diesel anything I would drive, tbh. I still like having something up the top end, in Australia diesel is now more expensive than petrol per unit accessible energy, and the lengths one still has to go through to filter out the particulates in a diesel engine that powers a small car just doesn’t seem worth it.
…ffs I’m too slow 
False, I’m not KA24DE lol.
TNP doesn’t understand V10s
It’s not a round number on the banks. It’s weird.
TNP has a love/hate relationship with autocorrect.
No.
TNP is next.