I don’t require oil changes
TNP tops up on washer fluid often
False, Washer Fluid is poisonous, and I would die if I did so.
TNP Likes the Ford Probe.
False, yucky
TNP likes the Nissan Cedric
lookd like a standard sedan to me
TNP just suffered a catastrophic ass-wiping accident
Cat ass trophic 
TNP is punny
2 Likes
False, that sucks
TNP is an ass wipe
Yes, both figuratively, and literally
TNP was sniped
False, no sniping right now
@cpufreak101 8K is because of diesel engines! So clean I only need to change my oil every 10K.
TNP has a diesel too
False.
TNP has an engine under 1000cc.
True. We have taxes solely based on peak horsepower, so torque is something nice to have.
Also, I’m changing the oil at least every 10k kilometers, ~6200 miles. Slow car is driven pretty hard every day so at least I’m doing good maintenenance.
Sniped, False. The Renault K9K is 1461cc
TNP has an engine over 2L.
False, a sucky little 1.4 mated to a car that weighs too much
TNP doesn’t want the Forzathon Falcon anyway 
little shits ramming ruining it for everyone
Tralse (or frue).
I prefer JDM quality, but the Falcon is a great car indeed!
TNP it loves my car engine (Toyota 1ZR-FAE).
It’s okay, when I t comes to cars and especially engines I tend to favor German designed engines. Although it is a pretty good engine for its job.
TNP likes American cars the most (how could you!)
Idk, I like all the most
TNP has an engine larger than mine (2.2L)
I have a HondaGX160. So no.
BTW I JUST GOT A PHOOOOONE!!! 
TNP is happy for me.
sure.
TNP is tilted
False, straight
@Speedemon did you join the Android master race with us? If so, congrats!
TNP has a flip phone
False, and terribly, I’ve never owned one. Did have a cracking Sony Ericsson S500i slider once though!
TNP likes Elton John
False, never heard of him
@Speedemon welcome to the club! The Moto g3 of pretty nice too!
TNP has a cat