True
TNP cannot wake
True
TNP cannot wake
True, still in bed
TNP is Trump
I wish I was so I could pull out of this bloody campaign and end the misery.
TNP is watching the US election from a foreign country and has become suitably bewildered at what the hell is happening to America
I think even Americans are bewildered
TNP thinks the world is going to the dogs
False, my dog is even confused by the election
TNP can build me a bomb shelter before it is too late
False, just come to Europe already
TNP is confused by whatâs happening in Calais
False, its a full blown riot
TNP is sick of all this migrant shit, some of these âkidsâ look about 37 years old
I have nothing against immigrants (it would be hypocrisy since Iâm one myself) and I respect the struggles they have in their lives but what bugs me is that some of them have no appreciation for being given a chance to a new life, and instead go about causing chaos and destruction. Itâs unfair how they taint the name of other innocent, hard-working immigrants. Sometimes you need to adapt to your environment - not give up who you are - but you donât need to stick to out-dated, incorrectly perceived and over believed superstitions. Have some decency and consideration for the lives of other people.
#rantover
TNP is drinking ice tea
False, water
TNP wants more migrants
If theyâre willing to be functional, respectable members of society
TNP is dysfunctional
Completely
TNP can see world war three starting next year
Not 2017, the very next day after the American elections are over is when they begin. Trump has no idea how diplomacy works and Hillary doesnât have any idea of what is important and how they should be protected/treated
TNP is sick of politics too
True, can I move anywhere else with anyone?
TNP had 3-4 hours of sleep last night
True
TNP is cold at night
Very true
TNP brought 2 cans of coke with them
Come to australiaâŚjust dont do it by boat
false i cant stand coke
TNP drinks cognac
False
TNP prefers rakija over cognac
False, I have no idea what those drinks are
TNP thinks we should all pack up and move to middle of nowhere Australia to be safe from WW3
You mean Fiji?
TNP will make a island in little nowhere in pacific
I wish
TNP just wants to start their own country in Bir Tawil, and give no restrictions on car imports