Was, but had to go, don’t want to watch a stream on my 3G
TNP is overheating
False, it’s cold in my part of the world now
TNP feels winter coming (in the northern hemisphere)
Yep.
TNP doesn’t like being the first to hang up
True.
TNP is gonna make the 8000th post.
I want it. cpufreak took 6 and 7k, the bastard!
TNP is a glorious bastard
False, just a duck
TNP is a goose
silly goose
tnp eat turkey
i eat the turkey but only at the christmas time
TNP is can’t wait for this upcoming FilthyFrank video
False, never heard of the channel/show
TNP watches RegularCarReviews on YouTube
Guy annoys me with deliberately false information and really isn’t that funny.
TNP prefers a good old anti lag over twin scrolls.
Hmm… hard choice
TNP just had a monitor die on them
False, my side monitors have gone strong since 2002!
TNP has something that seems like it will last forever
True, mechanical keyboard
TNP is a war hero
False.
TNP lives on a property bigger than 10 acres.
EDIT: it may seem like I got sniped but I just forgot to change who I was replying to.
False, Small plot of land
TNP has scrambled brain
True
TNP is minecraft pro
True.
(Story time: I was on gmap-pedometer creating a race track near waterloo and I zoomed out and just realized it looks like a penis. 
)
TNP has made something that they think is good but then it ends up looking like a penis.
EDIT: Sniped. I am sometimes a minecraft pro but other times I go full derp.
True.
TNP is a sniper.
True.
TNP will get sniped by me.