One day
TNP doesn’t believe in the future
That everything is going to go to shit pretty darn soon? Yeah, I can’t believe in hope for the future.
TNP is going as Hillary Clinton for halloween.
false a mexican
TNP likes a hot latino
False, rather a nice Slavic girl.
TNP doesn’t watch TV.
true, I spend my time practicing a good Slavic squat in my Adidas overalls 
TNP can squat like me
False, to busy deciding where to move when I finish school and can escape this U.S. mess
TNP can find a semi functional country
True, all of Scandinavia. You might want to stay away from Sweden for a little bit.
TNP is an asshol
No, I am Asselhoff!
TNP thinks Hasselhoff > Techno.
True! Well, to some extent! But good that you reminded me of Hasselhoff, was getting some more music together^^
TNP has not heard the sound of a two stroke inline 3 yet
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False, yard tractor, so pathetic and weak…
TNP has driven an i3 irl
False, horrible thing that I wouldn’t ever be caught driving, should crush them all for tainting BMW
TNP hates most Peugeots
I’m gonna say false only since there aren’t many here in the US so I don’t have any examples to cast negative judgement on.
TNP is the very model of a modern major general.
GENERAL:
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
ALL:
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse.
GENERAL:
I’m very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
ALL:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Major-General.
GENERAL:
I know our mythic history, King Arthur’s and Sir Caradoc’s;
I answer hard acrostics, I’ve a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I’ve heard the music’s din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
ALL:
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
GENERAL:
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev’ry detail of Caractacus’s uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
ALL:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Major-General.
GENERAL:
In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”,
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”,
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery–
In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy,
You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
ALL:
You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
GENERAL:
For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
ALL:
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Major-General.
TNP read the whole thing.
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True, and by the way… HELL YEAH!
TNP is in the Danger Zone.
False, not riding into it either
TNP is now 80’s
Trueno! Well, I do like synthwave, and some cheesy vaporware 
and Bonnie Tyler
TNP does neither live in Europe or Africa
TRue
TNP thinks the US should remove the speed limit for a 100 mile stretch of interstate
True. Australasia Oceania.
SNIPED: idc
TNP lives on the mainland.
True
TNP can be trusted?
Uhhh mostly true… It depends though.
Tnp will defend engine with 3cyls and less
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