Ooh, true. Even though they’re not rotating high on my playlist right now (I’m currently doing chillhop and “weird edgy ephemeral and esoteric shit” like D.D.Dumbo and, for something more recogniseable, Radiohead), they totally populate my “hip hop and breakdance” playlist… yes, I have playlists I dance to.
TNP has playlists they dance to.
I’d rather be tortured and killed than dance. Even alone.
TNP is a lump of coal
UH, YEAH. 
[humanism][color=blue]S N I P E !![/color][/humanism]
Would I be self aware and hence know if I were a lump of coal were I to be a lump of coal?
TNP is twisting someone’s melon
lol what that sounds so dirty 
If I twisted my gf’s melon I think I would not get nookie for a month 
Unless by melon you meant head, that just sounds sinister.
TNP is craving spicy.
True
but do I like Chill on it’s own? Also, no.
TNP is a hypocrite
Have been in the past 
TNP really hyperbolises absolutely everything
@strop! Oh god no that’s not what it means 
Comes from this cracking tune. Here’s the urban dictionary definition:
THAT SONG YOU SHARED IS SO FUCKING GOOD UGHHH I THINK I’M GETTING HIGH OFF OF IT
TNP is 100%
TNP is getting R2 (Titanfall 2)
False
TNP is getting toast
True! Just had some, actually!
TNP is the man now, dog!
Um tralse…?
TNP thinks a 820ci v8 is not overkill…
i love jon kaase
To put that in perspective, around 450ci is around 7.0 liters. O.o
TNP has a dog.
True.
TNP perfers CI to L.
False, l is a better letter
TNP is a door,
False
EDIT: sniped while sending, false
TNP still uses CI to name a least one engine
Actually, for one of my ‘throwaway’ brands, yes. A 227 CI inline 4.
TNP thinks that’s absurd.
True, that CI crap is more absurd though
TNP is a grammar Nazi
true
TNP is speling nazi
True, N-a-z-i.
TNP likes writing.