False. I don’t much care for cereal.
Yeah, I got it about 10 minutes ago with no problems.
TNP has missed the boat
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False, I chose not to board it.
TNP likes Deep Purple.
False, too dark
TNP knows all a dank meme really is is a wet meme
Soaked in diarrhea.
TNP wants me to apologize for that because I made them lose their appetite.
False, you can’t disgust me that easily
TNP has seen necrosis
[spoiler]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Necrotic_leg_wound.png[/spoiler]
Yummy
![https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Necrotic_leg_wound.png[/spoiler]](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Necrotic_leg_wound.png%5B/spoiler%5D){kind=link}
True.
TNP knows I named an engine after that. (650)
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False, but lol
TNP is lol
I’m the lol this forum deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
TNP gets goosebumps from this (give it about a minute)
Watching
TNP will tell me my new car from Cavallera is shit
If you want me to
TNP wants me to
Sure, what the hell.
In regards to the BMI reference above, that is a very poor measure to use. For one thing muscle weighs considerably more than fat, yet a BMI test does not take that into consideration. (I weigh 300 pounds, though I do have a bit of a gut, I’ll be honest, I have seen people who weigh 40 pounds less than I do yet are considerably larger.) Going by a BMI chart, someone of an athletic build who has almost no body fat could still be classified as obese. Going by that chart I would be dead.
On a more positive light, TNP has heard open headers before.
Tralse. Not quite open headers, but I did blow a gigantic hole in the flex pipe in the exhaust of my Elantra, and it was fucking loud.
TNP keeps breaking things.
EVERYTHING I TOUCH BREAKS!!!
TNP has a secret power to break things.
Be alive
TNP hums loudly, much to the annoyance of others
My brother gets annoyed by me all the time and it’s funny.
TNP has recently drank tea…
False. I don’t drink tea.
TNP has been nerfed.
True
TNP feels like shit right now
False, feeling pretty human right now.
TNP has been TNP more than once.
True
TNP is new here