true. although
TNP thinks this might be useful somewhere
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How do I say this without going overboard or ostracising you for using the phrase in a tongue in cheek manner… even as a straight guy if one thinks about it, I just want to point out the absurdity every time some keyboard warrior or douche college frat boy (not you, Ram), says they want ‘pussy’. It’s the most basic form of this thing feminists like to call ‘objectification’, i.e. the reduction of a person to a part. What’s the problem with that? Well, the most basic part is that it involves a disconnect from reality. Imagine… would you be attracted to the pussy if it were just the pussy without the girl? What if the pussy were attached to a man (a.k.a. cuntboy) instead? Would that make you kind of gay if you were into that?
Perhaps the answer lies in the growing popularity of fleshlights. After all that’s as close as you can get to synthetic pussy with nothing attached. I wonder what your average guy thinks as he’s choking his chicken between those silicon folds “oh yeah goddamn I wanna be with you forever my one and only fleshlight” 
Maybe that’s enough, but then why don’t we have any songs about how awesome my fleshlight is, when there’s so many about how beautiful the girl is… and their curves. And their ass. Ok so all those songs are just as bad at objectifying women but I digress 
Then of course there’s the fleshlights that are all about that anal. But users of that are definitely maybe gay, I mean, isn’t that technically what anal’s about? 
ok I took so long to type that I got sniped haha. I would totally jam on that toilet. Where’s that filthy dubstep? WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBUPMYASS ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah
TNP has had RSI before
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False.
TNP’s last relationship fell apart for zero reason.
Never been in one
TNP has been jealous of a relationship
jealous? no. envious? yes.
@strop… you mean fleshlight vs fleshjack?
TNP knows what fleshjack is without looking up
I’ve been there, totally have. Quite a few times. When I was single and male friends entered a relationship, when I was single and female friends entered a relationship, when I was single and female friends told me about their sex lives that’d probably be the time I was jealous as opposed to merely envious. Also maybe a bit when exes would tell me about their new flame (note: I never had an acrimonious breakup, we always remain friends, so they… tell me all kinds of shit haha).
Sniped: lol, no, I don’t even use any of that stuff so no idea.
TNP has suffered a genital injury before.
false…
TNP has been sniped on this forum game
True.
TNP thinks that things got weeeird in the last few posts here.
Definitely.
TNP thinks the E-type looks awkward.
tralse… it’s not bad… but not as pretty
@strop well… at least you’re not living here. free sex is illegal here, because religion, and normal people think it’s taboo, and those who do it anyway are considered… well you know how the population treat “weird and blemishing the population” people
TNP is NOT living in a religion heavy nation
True
TNP plays (with themselves)
I’ll let you guess.
TNP has a wierd fetish that can’t acted out IRL
Chun Li looks super manly anyway. You seen the legs on her back on SF4? No wut from me
TNP prefers “Justice” over “Plot”.
false… well actually… maybe true… plots that sags are ugly
Shape>Size
TNP agrees
Sure
TNP is desperate
false got over women long ago
Ummm no further comment but yes
TNP has had an injury that has changed their life
accident maybe. yes
injury… not sure. i got some stitches, which is fine, but now i got super-sensitive-to-pain Keloids
TNP is a dense guy
(i am. and sometimes i’m glad because of it, but other time, i wanna kick myself up)
I am dense, literally haha. I sink like a rock in water, swimming is not a great experience.
TNP says the most obvious things sometimes
True.
TNP will be the 10000th poster.