True.
TNP has played something that’s not Automation within the past 72 hours.
True. Assetto Corsa, Rocket League and Counter-Strike.
TNP has played only Automation within the past 72 hours.
False, played BeamNG too
TNP loves bagels
True, with a little cream frege
TNP likes waffles.
True.
TNP likes the old forum more than the new one.
true, much simpler to navigate and i don’t need to enable javascript while on Tor
TNP visited the forums over tor before
False. Only ever used it once.
TNP doesn’t understand why the rear windows on modern cars are so damn small.
True, it is stupid
TNP has a petrol car that sounds like a diesel
Very true. Damn it BMW, just look how VW has made their direct injection system.
TNP like low high torque engines more than high revving engines.
Tralse. If you count high revving as a 6000 rpm redline. I love my American engines with their low end kick, but that also includes stuff like Ford’s Boss 302. So mostly true…
TNP did not try the open beta, and is now seeing the changes with factories in the new stable (and turbo v12s!)
False, need to load the new Open Beta
TNP Likes Audis more than BMWs (If the models are the same price)
True. A4 > 3 Series, A1 > 1 Series, 1981 Quattro > Just about everything…though you can’t beat a classic 70s BMW…
TNP has a dog (and if so, what breed?)
False. I used to (Labrador retriever mix).
TNP Has had their car stall on them within the past year.
True, I am a learner though and for some reason cars don’t like pulling out of junctions in 4th 
TNP learnt to drive in a fairly easy place
Define easy. I learnt to drive in a small northern european city in the outer limits of a metropolitan region. Nowhere near as ridiculous as some places down south, but I learned one vital thing: Always assume everybody else is a moron. Served me well.
TNP always double clutches.
False, because synchronizers.
TNP fixed something on an engine by themselves.
Yup, a couple of things actually, mostly minor stuff like belts, and worn camshafts.
TNP has done tray donuts before.
True, serpentine belt replacement.
TNP follows the law when driving (speeding only counts if over 5 mph 
)
WildGerman: False. Never thought of doing that, but I’ve seen videos and it looks fun.
StickMaster: True. If I’ve got a need for speed, there’s a gravel road with my name on it, and 55 on gravel is fun and scary.
(Figured I’d answer both seeing as I think they must’ve been posted at about the same time)
TNP has a loud exhaust.
False. Well, Start-up is loud-ish, then nothing.
TNP drives a Japanese Import