True, the pinnacle of late 90s American luxury!
TNP uses actual cassettes (not the ones with audio jacks) in their car cassette player.
False, my car is too cool for cassette players. My radio is also shite.
TNP has seen the new line of MG cars.
False, Will look though
TNP is wastine their time today
Tralse. Iāve got work today, but Iām probably not gonna do anything productive after my shift.
Not Applicable
TNP only plays their driving music from an USB drive.
False, CDs for the win! (a little datedā¦)
TNP also uses CDs
True!
The new stereo head I installed in my Mustang does not have an aux in, so I play cds because radio ads suck.
TNP thinks ads on the radio suck.
True, the only station I listen to is NPR for that reason.
TNP has too many old 90ās CDs
False
TNP has deadlocked themselves in a car
False, no car can hold me against my will.
TNP locked their keys in the car.
Tralse. The trunk lid was still unlocked, fortunately.
TNP has lost their car keys.
false, i donāt really even lose keys.
TNP knows who Christian girl is
False. Canāt be bothered looking it up, either.
TNP has a car with less than 100 horsepower.
False, the car i am going to get is exactly 100 hp
TNP is eating dinner
False had it a while ago
TNP hates finding problems with their car
So very true. Weekend project: Replacing that damn muffler on my Hyundai. Damn rust.
TNP also has to fix their car this weekend.
Tralse. I may do with its MOT coming up next weekā¦
TNP loves the smell of petrol.
True. Mhhhhh.
TNP knows how a burned clutch smells.
True! AMERICA, YOU CANāT TELL US WHAT TO DO!
TNP prefers semis/lorries to regular pickups.