false, that’d be my uncle
TNP is the one cooking tonight
False, ate out because too I am lazy
TNP also ate out
False. Waiting for home-made chili! 
TNP loves chili. 
False. Spice is not my thing.
TNP is a cat.
False, some say that I’m the Illuminati…
TNP has heard that some say that it’s impossible for him to wear socks…
HOLY LOL. so amazingly true. i don’t know why but it’s like socks are my enemy. WAAAAAAYYYY too lazy to wear them, and remove them, and they make my feet smells like a rotten mouse, and feel slippery in my shoes. just no. unles i absolutely HAVE to wear them, i won’t.
TNP has more than 4 jackets
False. 1 Jacket, 6 Hoodies, 8 or 9 sweaters.
TNP has far too many clothes.
False. I buy one set of clothing (10-12 shirts/pants, 10 pairs of socks, 4 shorts, 3 hoodies (because hoodies > raincoats), and one suit just in case) and replace individual bits as needed.
TNP also prefers hoodies to other types of coats.
False, Zip ups or no jacket
TNP gives zero fucks about clothes
True
TNP only wears jeans and no other type of trousers (even in summer)
if you’re only talking when i’m going out then TRUE
TNP dare to play a Truth or Dare game. now.
False, bad memories I’d rather not visit again.
TNP is a nudist.
False, I’m more of a never nude
TNP just enjoyed a chicken burger
False, it’s 9a EDT and I just begrudgingly woke up.
TNP doesn’t drink coffee.
True, I’ve never had it.
TNP is excited for the new season of american top gear
False, I never muched cared for Top Gear US.
TNP heard some say that his left nipple is in the shape of the Nurburgring.
True
TNP drifts the supermarket trollies when they go shopping
true. and then looks around hoped no one saw that.
TNP was / is frustated at something just now / right now
True, had to go to church.
TNP also was forced to go to church.
False, Automation is more important for me at the moment.
TNP has gone to a car meet.