Wasp Savage
Brutal as they come, the incompetence and the backwards thinking of the engineers for this poor excuse for a pickup truck hit hard on all sides. First there was the fixation on the V8 engine, because only wusses would want an inline 6. 8 is bigger, means 8 is better. The engine however was left for a later date, since the design of the truck came first.
At first glance this was a good looking thing, which was not a very important bit to it, since, being a pickup truck it would be covered in dirt, scrapes and traces of neglect. Naturally it needed chrome, because. HELL, WHO DOESNT’ LIKE CHROME?! The classic shape of a thin hood and bulging quarterpanels was chosen, which led to the before mentioned engine problem.
Wanting to squeeze in the manly man’s 7 liter engine was a task well worth doing. Sadly, however, it couldn’t be done without going full hot-rod and dismantling the whole front, so the V8 was made … less… by decreasing it’s size and capacity. Heaven forbid, God fearing christians had to use that pesky inline 6! Oh no, we’ve set on about the idea of a V8, and WE WILL DELIVER ONE! Even though it had to be literally cut in half, resulting in a 3.5 liter displacement.
Cast iron pushrod behemoth… ehm… regular engine with all it’s 16 valves managed to produce a whopping 105hp and some resemblance of torque (244 of them to be exact). chugging 92 ron through two single barrel carbs, pushing the 3 speed manual (because you’re a working man, not a fancy primadonna, lern2clutch) to it’s absolute limits
REJOICE, however, since the tires can’t handle any real power anyways, because 40’s! Our best attempts at making this anything but a drift missile ended up with a 4x4 setup (sitting on solid axles, in it’s ladder chassis glory… STANCEWORKS, YO). The 900 kilo pickup truck (who needs safety really) chugged a meager 18.7 liters per 100kph and managed a 0-100 kph in a whopping 12.3 seconds (which… is faster than a lot of modern eco boxes).
Without further ado, WE PROUDLY PRESENT THE FAILURE THAT WON AMERICA’S HEARTS!!! (Or it didn’t, the results aren’t in yet)
Teh WASP SAVAGE
Recipy here was - make a cheap car, save money where you can, and when you figure out that nobody wants to drive your deathtrap of uncomfortableness (that’s a word now) make sure they have to, by making it a workhorse. Although it could be done better with an i6…