Traitors in Detroit: Bogliq aids the Red Menace!!!
Link verifying Bogliq whistleblower
The Detroit Family Bugle
Howard McGuffin
I was sitting in my office the other day, minding my own business, when I was visited by a very concerned citizen. This patriot of the highest order just simply had to ensure the truth got out. The truth about Communism. Spies in our beloved nation. America being given away in order to deprive us of our liberties!!!
That’s right folks, this brave soul intimated to me a terrible truth; Bogliq USA had given valuable product data to the enemy, Anhultz, who build cars in that most Communist of nations… The Netherlands!
I got this bombshell from our intrepid foreign correspondent Walter. No doubt “The Netherlands” is code for all those Communist countries out there, in the wilds of Europe, that seek to pervert the hearts and minds of the decent, law abiding and God-fearing people of the USA. And Bogliq dared, DARED, to supply commercial secrets to them…
I then interviewed the Bogliq scientist at the heart of this travesty and this is all he had to say for himself:
Yeah, Bogliq R&D supplied model data to Anhultz, it was approved by the new CEO, what of it? There were a lot of Dutch workers and management who would have lost their jobs, not to mention the losses her in the US. The Dutch people also need to maintain the viability of their domestic car industry, so the US will only be a net winner from this technology transfer…
Also, it’s not like Anhultz was behind us; technologically I mean. They looked at the blueprints and I saw the head engineer face begin to darken once he realised what we’d provided. After I assured him that these were the current cars, he lightened back up; they’d been planning a much more “advanced” design before the fire.
I use air quotes here because American workers transform proven designs into World class product, and that’s a fact! Their designers kinda laughed at our initial sketches, in the end they looked like a red whirlwind obliterating an automobile, so they’ll look totally different in all but basic architecture should Anhultz import any to the US, and I hope they do.
I then approached the Bogliq Press Club for some verification. They confirmed everything, supplying me with this statement:
Bogliq USA is proud to have helped the Dutch people, and Anhultz, to successfully find the light at the end of this dark tunnel they found themselves in. Bogliq USA stands up for the rights of the World’s workers and management to have a secure workplace through the twin virtues of ethical competition and compassionate co-operation between Nations. Anyone who needs help will find a sympathetic ear and an open heart here, in Detroit USA, within Bogliq USA.
This was an outrage! I immediately called my local FBI branch to report this Red infestation when I was stunned, shocked even, by his reply:
Yeah, about that… They’re not Communists. We’ve already investigated that allegation, among others, but there’s no substance to it, AT ALL!!! They just want the money earnt doing stuff to go to those who made it as well as those who thought it up. You need both parts to realise success so both parts should be well rewarded for their efforts. They’re good Capitalists. Also, don’t call me anymore, your paper [REDACTED]
Link to FBI investigation mention
Ahem, the Family Bugle is a fine and upstanding corporate Patriot, it’s in no way a shill mouthing the platitudes of “the common good” while furthering the agendas of the wealthy ruling class…
So the proof is in the pudding! Bogliq USA are Commie spies so don’t buy any of their stuff, OK!!!