True. Give me your money and I’ll make it dissapear!
TNP is willing to volunteer for my first act.
True, now come and get my money
TNP wishes they could disappear
I already feel invisible, but the mirror says I’m still corporeal.
TNP has an alternate identity.
Yes. At night, I turn into a sleeper.
TNP wishes they could make others disappear
Can I count myself as an other
TNP would lick a cactus for $948482838484826284726
Tralse: Gross or net?
TNP is careful with money.
Sometimes
TNP gets their kicks on Route 66
True. i have saving here, bank account there, ‘investment’ there, and are now looking for another investment that i can start with a low capital. but as a consequence. i live my daily life as if i’m super broke.
edit: damn sniped
uhhh False. i know the song. but i don’t live in america
TNP actually tracks their daily expenses
Tralse, depends on when I am not lazy
TNP has no clue about how much money they have
True, I think I have $10
TNP has the bomb
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Well a couple months ago I had a coffee thermo-mug that literally exploded when I shook it and got my whole hand burnt with coffee but I haven’t had a bomb since then
TNP really shouldnt’ve passed their driving test
False. At least I like to think so
TNP really liked After Laughter by Paramore
Nah, I tried Paramore and never really got it.
TNP wants to die
I’d prefer not to - not just yet…
TNP is currently busy with some kind of creative project.
True, too many to count and probably not going to finish any of them but conlanging and game design are both pretty fun anyways
TNP likes this wrap
Angular Camo is my shit.
TNP has the best Meat Bicycle.
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excuse me? what does that even mean
either way. i don’t get the reference. and i don’t have a bicycle either
TNP leg days
Every day is leg day, gotta keep dat bootay.
Today it was barbell squats and Cossack running just because.
TNP has a fitness plan.
…a what?
TNP can decipher this “fitness plan” for me.
Work your way up to doing 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, and 10km running, every single day.
Eventually you’ll go bald and get godly superpowers.
TNP understands what I’m talking about.
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