True, I am wearing sweatpants
TNP has a car worth stealing
Nope. Didnāt prevent some asshole to try and snatch it twice.
TNP lives in a shit neighbourhood
False, I live in what can best be described as āa generic suburb.ā
TNP dailys a V8.
Seriously? Actually no I know better than that, thereās at least a couple of guys here who do do that (but really, not outside the US).
But yeah nah I just drive a sensible-ish 4 cylinder eco box. And am very highly unlikely to ever consider daily-ing a V8.
@DeusExMackia it was a most fetching shade of old man light brown IIRC. And the stereo was more about the āfancyā head unit if anything. Though it was supposed to have those gimmicky sub things that vibrated the floor. Yeah I donāt remember it being particularly great.
TNP has snobby audiophile speakers.
False, 19 year old factory speakersā¦ and boy do they need replacing.
TNP is doing laundry
I ought toā¦
TNP loves The Velvet Underground
Ha, so they were going for the aesthetic more than anything else @strop. Issue with those stereos is that they first appeared on the XJ40 in 1986 and didnāt get an upgrade for so long.
False, I donāt know who they areā¦
TNP already watches Deadpool 2
Nope. 0 interest.
TNP saw today a Japanese supercar or sportscar
False, yet to leave the house.
TNP has watched Fastest Car on Netflix
False. Netflix hogged by little cousins with single digit years old watching Beyblade and Peppa Pig on repeat.
TNP should have pulled out.
Canāt pull out if I canāt get inā¦
TNP canāt find a parking space either.
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Tralse, I have a designated space in my parking garage but the Astra (the new ones are especially wide) to the left of me somehow manages to park a metre away from the wall like this:
So I have to do a 20 point parking maneuvre to get into it without smashing into the primera on my other side (which I did once exactly because of this) at which point I just park on the guest spot
TNP has swapped paint recently
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not in a very long time. The time last year I dinted my bumper on a friendās Outback because we were playing parallel parking in torrential rain at night with zero visibility didnāt actually trade any paint so it doesnāt count 
TNP has interviewed in a suit before.
I wear a suit on any occasion I can
TNP will do something
I am doing something right now. I am typing this reply.
TNP is wearing shorts today!
True, but currently I am wearing my pajamas.
TNP is currently brushing his teethā¦
False, I usually do that when Iām not reading the Automation forums.
TNP is wearing a suit.
False, Iām lying naked in bed now and that was probably more than you wanted to know.
TNP is also thinking that he rater should go out and mow his lawn than to sit on the Automation forum.
False
TNP think the UE version of Automation is better than Kee.
Imma tell you that when Light Campaign hits Steam.
TNP eats Mods for breakfast