Post any car jokes that you know. The cornier, the better!
I’ll start it off:
What do you get when you put a pair of small block heads in a blender?
A valve float!
What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?
Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.
Do you know what BMW stands for?
Bauer Mest Wagen (german for farmer shit car)
Too bad the Dutch ones don’t translate to English 
Like VOLVO? Vele Onderdelen Liggen Verder Op? (Many parts lie further ahead)
My friend bought a '14 Jeep Wrangler, and he told me what JEEP stood for. “Just Empty Every Pocket”
STI stand for sexually transmitted infections. 
FIAT - (Fix It Again, Tony)
If we’re getting onto abbreviations, Ford - Fix or repair daily.
You heard about the new Lada anti-theft system ?
They made the logo bigger.
AUDI
Always
Under
Douchebags
Influence
“One gas cap for a Yugo?”
“Sure, seems like a fair trade.”
You gonna take that Ram PowerWagon/Raptor/Ram runner through the mud?
We call Lada’s East-European Ferrari’s
This is only one of the FORD acronyms. 
“Found On Road Dead” was my father’s favorite.
Of course, there’s also “Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge”.
[size=50]And then, “First On Race Day” for those Blue Ovalites out there.[/size]
The good thing about Fords is that they come out of the factory with the problem circled.
…and if it’s a LIncoln, the repair costs are squared. 
Hey, for the other side 
CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.
CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed
Why are Chevy’s aerodynamically designed?
It helps the fuel economy of the tow truck.
[quote=“gt1cooper”]Hey, for the other side
CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.
CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed[/quote]
Nice, but…
Those are far too long to be “cute”. 
Stick to CHEVY. Not as many letters for you FORD guys/gals to remember.
[quote=“Jakgoe”]Why are Chevy’s aerodynamically designed?
It helps the fuel economy of the tow truck.[/quote]
HAHA That’s a pretty good one! 