It’s good to see that DSD is back with a vengeance and building cars again!
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If that qualifies as insane to you…
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If that qualifies as a skewed sense of insanity to you…
No, he’s abg7.
[spoiler]fuck you and your ninja edits too[/spoiler]
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hahahahaha 
Das Kush ist gut ja?
Ahh, noch net alt genug wat?
Düsseldorf is life.
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Gut.
Modified SARATOGA records 7.16 Green Hell time using ford ecoboost engine and spec space frame chassis and AWD for HLC
And may the following people please delete their posts from 43-60 thanks
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Wow! 7:16 with just 590HP is incredible! Then again you have used a lot of downforce and a sequential gearbox. And sorry for the spam, I’ve deleted it now 
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Darkshines Design’s is proud to present the Saratoga R 2+2 Green Hell limited edition.
To do this DSD has sponsored a music festival at the famous Green Hell and entry is free.
This is a headsup of a massive few posts and videos.
This post is designed to be read from top to bottom stopping and viewing each video between reading. (there will be more alot more added in time and when finished I will post to a new topic I encourage other builders to send myself ads info etc if you would like to be featured)
As the gates open people start flowing in, still with no idea who will be playing. However it is well known that the DSD bigwigs hang out and sponsor the heavy metal crowd so the style of music is not any secret.
DSD’s ceo takes the stage at 1 PM on the first day.
"Thank you all for coming now the point of this exercise was not only to show off DSD’s New sports cars but to be here with you enjoying some of our favorite bands and to announce that DSD and Saminda are joining forces and the Saratoga will also be produced with Saminda Drive-line and sold under the name ___________________ and utilizing a Saminda Hybrid system. This festival has multiple bands of many different styles (but mainly harder rock) over the next few days but we will also be doing hotlaps and test drives with our entire range from 2004-2017. After we have finished with day 1 the festival allows other manufacturersto showcase vehicles from their entire range in the form of hotlaps and test drives.
At this stage CEO Darkshine’s will take the stage and discuss in detail how the Saratoga came to be
This new top end trim of the Saratoga retails at $82000 (40%) so enjoy the show enjoy the cars and remember before all else have fun.
Official Saratoga Green hell model lap time and breakdown
with slicks
without slicks
This is the first and only DSD car tuned specifically for Green Hell all other testing is done at the airfield and circuit De La sarthe
DSD’s head of marketing takes the stage speaking in German
welcome to GREEN HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
First to take the main stage is…UNLEASH THE ARCHERS!!!
Next up is SANCTITY!!!
At this stage ______________ takes the stage to reveal the all new Saratoga ______________.
Details of Saratoga powered by Saminda will go here
IT"S GETTING DARKER YOU MOTHERS MAKE SOME NOISE FOR INTO ETERNITY
WITH NO INTRODUCTION NEED IT"S DETHKLOK!!!
OK day one has turned to night and again DSD’s head of marketing takes the stage at 6:30P:M
OK people you get to play with our new models all of our previous lineup and the museum cars are available to test drive first thing tomorrow morning…but first.
YOU BRAVARIAN FUCKERS START! JUMPING WITH THE AGONIST!!!
KLinardo’s song
DSD Cassowary
Saminda CZ5
DSD Saratoga 2005
WE TOLD YOU HAD SOME BIG NAMES COMING DIDN’T WE? ARE YOU READY MAGGOTS!?
DSD Griffin
DSD Irukandji
Darkshine’s XB Ford Falcon Coupe
Meliora Andron Race Car
Harris Cars Ltd. Nuthatch
DSD Tidal
OOOOOHHHHH NEARLY THERE GUYS HOW YOU FEELING?
MAKE NOISE FOR TRRRRRRRRRRIIVVVVVVVVVVVVIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
DSD Shark Stratosphere
Monolith Combi
Erin Lira 200SL
HEADLINING THE DSD GREEN HELL FESTIVAL DAY 1 IT"S METALLICA
end of day one
Day 2 starts early with motoring journalists taking the new cars from DSD for test drives and hotlaps around the track starting from 8:00 AM.
By 9:00 AM the journo’s have finished with the DSD test and the track is opened to the other manufacturers to start their own hotlaps sessions.
(more info about the laps and other manufacturers present will be here)
The NRZ-966 is Maesima’s first sports car and extremely rare sight as there were produced during the Communist regime were not wildly exported. Post-2001 there has been a revival with models being sold internationally and the creation of extreme performance versions.
We are lucky enough to have a fully restored NRZ-966 that is doing fun laps of the track available for use.
Time down back straight:__________________
ECV have arrived fresh from the Paris autoshow and are showcaing their new Pyxis 2 which has a very unique aero fixtures using flaps like that of an aircraft rather than conventional wings. As this car is still very hush hush ECV are taking people for slow cruises around the track and not partaking in any friendly races at this stage of the festival
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1 PM comes around again and DSD’s untamed racing drivers take the stage.
“Howdy Germany we are lucky enough to be here announcing the bands…which means we can’t drink so we hope your all happy!”
The crowd erupted in laughter and plastic cups of beer being thrown on stage.
"So that being the case we have decided to come dance with your ladies and show em some New Zealand “Down Under” hospitality. FIRST UP ON DAY 2 IS A CLASSIC, SOMEONE WE ARE SO PROUD TO HAVE…THE CRANBERRIES
Tim and Jim jump back up on stage.
"ok we may not be alloud to drink today so we must thanks those of you out there today smoking joints…the boiss said nothing about being stoned and we are in europe so why not thank guys. THE NEXT GROUP UP IS MUSE!!!
Tim struggles onto the stage
"OK lads and lasses I can barely stand but we can see the music man like it’s floating and throbbing and ejaculating…wow…oh um wats that thing again…um king Aurther…knights ah that’s right IT’S KAMELOT
Tim and Jim are seen swigging down a few cups of beer before staggering onto stage…Jim trips pushes Tim before Jim falls of the stage and Tim crashes into the next acts drumkit and passes out where he fell. Jim is unceremoniously thrown up on stage by security.
“Ok hic these next guys can party and party hard…oh I think I am going t be sick…mwaalgh oh fried beans.”
Tim looks down and sees that he has vomited on the security guard that put him back on stage.
“Oh sorry man… FYI I spewed on your cock.”
The gaurd starts to climb on stage.
As he is running (stumbling) away he yells into the mike.
ITS DAYGREEN I MEAN GREENDAY!!!
Darkshine’s take to the stage.
"Unfortunately due to foreseen events Tim and Jim will no longer be your announcers today.
But that just means I get to hang out with you guys instead of the media. And I am proud to introduce to the stage good friends of mine DRAGONFORCE
HEADLINING DAY @ IS MEGADEATH
Day three starts at 9:30 AM
Oliver Redhawk walks onto the stage with 6 close members of the RPG crew.
Oliver: “How’s everyone doing today! We are a few of the guys at RPG, and we heard there was this music and car festival thingy going on? So, we decided to stop by!”
Brett: “And we wouldn’t want to dissapoint at any car-thingy ever, right? So we brought with some cars!”
Oliver: “Today we would like to donate a 1956 AEA Eagle TR-F, a 1961 V8 special, a 1983 RPG eagle, and a classic 1967 El Govnor Hi-Lux to DSD’s museum!”
The 1956 AEA Eagle TR-F
Designated TR-F for Track Ready with Forged pistons, this little 2 seater has its fair share of trophies.
The 1961 Eagle V8 Special
Widely considered the best year for the trim, this Eagle was powered by a 273ci V8 that made an estimated 230 hp! And it could pull 0.95g in the tight corners!
The 1967 AEA El Govnor Hi-Lux
American Eagle Automotive’s finest in Luxury Sport Convertibles. This cruiser was powered by a big block 444ci Hemi engine, and could handle quite well for its 4600 lb weight!
The 1983 RPG Eagle
We took on the task of finishing the contract AEA forgot, and made it faster, safer, and more Fun!
Brett: “But what’s a car worth if it’s not driven? Nothing, so for the duration of the festival go ahead and drive these classic machines!”
Oliver: “Now, let’s not forget the music though. Get off your feet and MAKE SOME NOISE FOR OH, SLEEPER!”
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Don’t mean to be rude, but, er, that’s not an Erin Tauga 
I like this idea of a car show crossed with a music festival. Sounds like CarFest (something we have in the UK) but a lot less family-friendly!
oh I thought it was the Tauga my mistake what model was it
The Lira 200SL 
All right people due to demand this concert is turning into a week long event. If you have a car you would like to advertise here from any year of your company or if you want a particular band/video shown please pm myself with any information I will need to add to the post
also please feel free to run your cars over the below section of track for some friendly bragging rights
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On the request of Darkshine:
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Such time with steel chassis and hydropneumatic suspension… Saratoga is magic. And 900 hp from N/A 5.6? Some powerful dark spells must have been used there 