Epic rap battles of automation

cpufreak101 · 23 July 2016 19:53

i shall be waiting to see what you come up with now

ramthecowy · 23 July 2016 20:24

I shit you not, I can rap this

partario · 23 July 2016 21:25

Legend has it that there are at least two hip hop tracks, floating around the interwebs somewhere, to which I have provided a verse.

ramthecowy · 23 July 2016 21:26

let us witness the truthfullness of that legend with our own eyes, master

strop · 24 July 2016 01:31

I’ve refrained from saying anything so far, but I shall declare I’m open for a challenge. My credentials include rapping at a high school battle of the bands and running my own rap battle thread on another forum for over a year.

So if someone wants to throwdown, come at me anytime

cpufreak101 · 24 July 2016 02:01

well i have looked up some rapping stuff, and what i get is rap battles is just pretty much poetry written to attack people in a non-literal way, i’d take you up on your offer, but the only person i can really attack is myself

koolkei · 24 July 2016 14:53

here’s my shitty shot

on a sudden note i see a revival
haven’t even came when this happened
why it died was a trial
long ago has this been abandoned
now
let us all shall see,
among us who is worthy
one of you spare the time
for the wonder, that is rhyme

ramthecowy · 24 July 2016 16:00

partario · 24 July 2016 19:12

For a pro you’re being quite modest

cpufreak101 · 24 July 2016 21:02

well i’m noob, so i can give it a shot
and i nearly misspelled that…or not.
I’m really trying here, as i’m new to rap
so hopefully this doesn’t turn out crap.
as you may know, i make the G-series
an excellent truck from the Galt factories.
with the 2009 model introducing a turbo V6
is it better than a Chevy? the reviewers are in a mix.
or are you dirt poor and need transportation?
the Galt communitasia will be your Salvation
now if you excuse me i also like anime shows
so will anyone model vents in the shape of Kirito’s?

Awildgermanappears · 24 July 2016 21:03

With that you’d have the illest rhymes in 1981.

cpufreak101 · 24 July 2016 21:09

unfortunately, this is 2016
the year that i turned sixteen.
i ain’t no rap god, or even a rapper
here’s just hoping these rhymes go down the crapper
as they are so bad it isn’t even laughable
and since i need a Rhyme, this line ends with Capital.
yeah, see how bad i am? i’m Amazed.
Amazed that i have yet to get blazed

Kubboz · 24 July 2016 21:11

So, here’s the sneak peak for the next battle:

[quote=“The next battle”]
Try more engaging lines, I’m already sleep deprived
You don’t have stuff to do, so you’re boring me with rhymes?[/quote]

You can figure both battlers from those two lines.

ramthecowy · 24 July 2016 21:23

your first try was decent for a newb, but then your rap turned into rab.
ps rap = rhythm and poetry
rab = rhythm and bullshit
pls don’t get offended

cpufreak101 · 24 July 2016 21:26

i wholeheartedly agree with you

ramthecowy · 24 July 2016 21:27

I feel egged on to write a few lines myself but I think I’d like to spare people the lyrical diarrhea

koolkei · 25 July 2016 02:16

LOL okay, i wasn’t even aware of that rapper…

@cpufreak101
now now

how could you possibly call that a truck
how does it sell knowing it sucks
Fifteen-Hundred-Tee but have a 2,8
hey there buddy, are you sick in the head?
standard luxuries are being offered
sounds to me you’re just being cornered
now off you go, doing what you do best,
to the other world, to licks kirito’s ass

YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH. that’s right, i’m turning it up

Kubboz · 25 July 2016 07:49

OK, one pair of lines left for each of my battlers.

EDIT: writing the reference guide.