Hey,
Hey now,
that’s not fair.
Take a look, just grab a chair.
I’m not here to miss quote, or anything,
but, I mean, C’mon, at least try to sing.
Of course, I mean no harm.
Just here to tend to the Farm,
Because, boy, you need to open a book,
and take one, long look
at what I just lay down in-front of you.
~and scene~
beautiful… except i think you meant
~END scene~?
okay then
No. I didn’t.
I meant it as a simple closer, and leaving room for a follow-up, if need be 
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AUTOMATION!
STROPPY MCHORSEGUY!
VERSUS!
NORMANVAUXHALL!
BEGIN!
NormanVauxhall:
It’s Žnopresk with Zest to show you some class
And I’m only scraping the surface of your cars
Coming lightning quick, as if Zeus joins the battle
And strikes you with ability to build affordable
I’m zooming in on Stroppy, this-a bogan is-a goner!
One Zap and there goes your ninja wannabe fursona
You roll up your fart rockets, they’re getting crescendo
But you still can not beat a Fiat 500
Strop:
Try more engaging lines, I’m already sleep deprived
You don’t have stuff to do, so you’re boring me with rhymes?
You can try and grab an apple, it won’t keep me away
Now, let’s medically examine your car building way
Any performance? ŽNOPE! Comfort or prestige? ŽNOPE!
Any redeeming quality in your crap at all? ŽNOPE!
Just quit rapping, any good on the track you’re not
Your power’s so questionable. I’m going “megawhat?”
NormanVauxhall:
I’ve got a proper business, too big for you to beat
You’ve got a bunch of misfits struggling to add speed
Now, here’s a newsflash! “You gotta go big!”
Does not mean “turn a race into TL;DR league”
Strop:
I’m above you, mate, the Žnopresk Zenith has failed ya
Your beaters can’t beat the rare beasts of Straya
“Itsa Italian character, these are not flaws!”
This is how Yugo about admitting your cars suck balls
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT!
YOU DECIDE!
Reference guide:
NormanVauxhall:
It’s Žnopresk with Zest to show you some class
Introduction. Zest is one of Žnopresk Avtotechnika cars.
And I’m only scraping the surface of your cars
Zest is also what you get when you scrape the outer skin, or the surface, of a citrus fruit, a lemon for an instance. Yup. Norman is calling Strop’s cars lemons.
Coming in lightning quick, as if Zeus joins the battle
Zeus is a thunder god, therefore Norman calls his approach lightning quick. Zeus is also the Žnopresk supercar.
And strikes you with ability to build affordable
This supercar showed Strop how to build performance machines without having to spend a shitton of $$.
I’m zooming in on Stroppy, this-a bogan is a goner!
Norman is Italian, so there’s some italian accent thrown in. Bogan is an Australian (fitting since Strop is from there) slang thing, apparently describing low class or something. I figured Strop would be vaguely insulted by that, so I’ve thrown that in. Also it sounds rather nice.
One Zap and there goes your ninja wannabe fursona
Zap is one of Žnopresk’s cars, but here it’s used to convey that Norman is gonna obliterate Strop. Also, Strop has a self-insert ninja horse OC. Norman uses that to call Strop a furry - “fursona” meaning an alter ego of one.
You roll up your fart rockets, they’re getting crescendo
Gratuitous Italian ftw. “Crescendo” means “becoming louder”.
But you still can not beat a Fiat 500
More gratuitous italian ftw. Norman used the Italian word for 500 here, “cinquecento”, in case you’re wondering “how the fuck is 500 supposed to rhyme with crescendo”. Fiat 500 is an iconic Italian car, but rather lacking in performance. According to Norman, Strop still can’t beat that
Strop:
Try more engaging lines, I’m already sleep deprived
Strop frequently mentions sleep deprivation as a part of his profession
You don’t have stuff to do, so you’re boring me with rhymes?
So, Norman used to leave rather frequently, with his girlfriend, to “do stuff”. Now he does not do that this often. Strop’s explanation for that is that Norman can’t get laid anymore and now takes it out on Strop by deliberately boring him
You can try and grab an apple, it won’t keep me away
Strop is a doctor. And an apple a day keeps a doctor away. Supposedly.
Now, let’s medically examine your car building way
Strop is still a doctor.
Any performance? ŽNOPE! Comfort or prestige? ŽNOPE!
Any redeeming quality in your crap at all? ŽNOPE!
Strop combines Žnopresk name with “nope”, and says there’s nothing going for Norman’s cars.
Just quit rapping, any good on the track you’re not
Double meanings ftw. Strop says Norman is not good at rapping, or in other words, good on the (music) track. But since it’s a battle of car builders, he’s also saying Norman is bad on a race track as well.
Your power’s so questionable. I’m going “megawhat?”
PUNS FTW! “megawatt” is a unit of power. “megawhat” is when you have a megaquestion. Fitting for “questionable” power
NormanVauxhall:
I’ve got a proper business, too big for you to beat
You’ve got a bunch of misfits struggling to add speed
Norman compares the scale of Žnopresk to the scale of Gryphon Gear.
Now, here’s a newsflash! “You gotta go big!”
A setup.
Does not mean “turn a race into TL;DR league”
For Norman making fun of the lenght of Barely Street Legal League
Strop:
I’m above you, mate, the Žnopresk Zenith has failed ya
Zenith is one of Žnopresk’s cars. Zenith means “directly above a location”. So, it’s Norman who’s supposed to be above Strop. Strop says it’s not the case though
Your beaters can’t beat the rare beasts of Straya
More puns. “Beater” might mean “someone beating someone else”, but in case of car terminology… The motto of Gryphon Gear, Strop’s company, is “Rare beasts of the track”. Strop is from Australia
“Itsa Italian character, these are not flaws!”
Italian cars are stereotypically flawed. The Italian car fans are stereotypically claiming the flaws to be "character"
This is how Yugo about admitting your cars suck balls
OK, so, Žnopresk, before becoming merged with a Italian upmarket company, was a company producing cheap shit, founded in what would become Yugoslavia. Strop therefore compares Žnopresk to Yugo, known for rather low quality. It’s also a pun, because Strop uses the Yugo name in place of “you go”.
NOICE!
hahahahahah
Yes, The best little bit in the ENTIRE thing. I don’t know why I find it so funny.
100% accurate depiction of every convo I’ve had with strop the last three times I tried to say something to him[quote=“Kubboz, post:84, topic:1218”]
Just quit rapping, any good on the track you’re not -
Double meanings ftw. Strop says Norman is not good at rapping, or in other words, good on the (music) track. But since it’s a battle of car builders, he’s also saying Norman is bad on a race track as well. [/quote]
you’re gooooooood
XDDDD
I fucking love this
now. it’s YOUR turn
HUh? Wh… what? Help! What are you going to make me do?!
bud, it is the time
for you to show the rhymes,
we came for it, we crave for it
just need to show you’re worth it
Fail.
You rhymed it with it.
Sorry koolkei, it’s time to quit.
I mean, rhyme apple with banana,
but do I look like an Ana?
I don’t know what ana’s look like.
Anaconda?
oh shit i’m gonna get smashed
when you make me rhyme
i wanna get smacked
I’m hating every moment
soon it’ll be over, I’m hopin’
I don’t even know what the fuck I’m doing
infuse some deep literary shit to make me seem fluent
gotta keep groovin’
koolkei needs some provin’
why he doesn’t believe I wasn’t made born for this
I can’t tell… bye bye kiss kiss
(alright first try. knocked that out in a few minutes. It didn’t have any deep literary shit. Hypocrite, I know. i’ll be back with more, it gets better. Unless you want me to stop)
who ever says that i’m a rapper
i’m just a random lurking scavenger
if you demand quality time,
go somewhere else for quality rhyme.
but hey, some effort is always appreciated
no need to make so so deprecated,
what about let all of this pass,
now, what about that kirito’s ass?
wut fhe fuck wack
that ain’t make no sense
you could get beat by a kid called daddy mac
that skull of yours is just too dense
Ref: Daddy Mac is actually supposed to be Mac Daddy, but I’m just too bad at rap
I’m sittin’ here watchin’ these bitch ass kids
Lookin’ at them drool over a cartoon ass goin’ “aww yiss”
dressin’ up like the characters, colored hair,
costumes, dresses, the weapons and all
i’m thinking what these youth need is a good mean stare
the stuff that happens nowadays drives me up the wall
koolkei says its the effort that counts
thanks bud, I appreciate you trying to cheer me up
but this world, this has me ready to renounce
yeah you could call me lonely, depressed, dejected, discouraged,
negater, trash talker, eliminator, hope destroyer
an’ I guess that’s what I am
man, what the fuck has the world gone to?
everyone be fuckin’ ‘round followin’ trends that are dog poo
on the other hand we got fuckers blowing shit to pieces,
as if lives nothing more than a pile of faec’z
its crazy how we all are so gullible
reminds you how much things’ve got dysfunctional
ref:
Yeah, I started this meaning to diss Koolkei referring to Kirito’s ass, ended up dissing kids that love anime. Well shit, that includes me. I’m an idiot.
The “colored hair… good mean stare” was a rhyme I stole straight off Eminem’s Backstabber.
This part “yeah you could call me lonely, depressed, dejected, discouraged… negater, trash talker, eliminator, hope destroyer” was a play on Eminem’s song Infinite off the album by the same name. It also has Backstabber in it.
“man, what the fuck has the world gone to?
everyone be fuckin’ ‘round followin’ trends that are dog poo” coughcough Pokemon GO
“as if lives nothing more than a pile of faec’z
its crazy how we all are so gullible
reminds you how much things’ve got dysfunctional”
I made the mistake of browsing hiddenlol halfway through this rap, so I ran into Nazi posts, and of course, references to the recent terrorist attacks. Kinda depressing, tbh. Expressed it Fort Minor style.
ummm i think you took it too literal…
what i meant at the end was… “let’s change the topic of our rapping”
yeah I got that 
but I wanted to take it literal since I had no clue what else to rap about
lets rap nonsense then boy
sorry, i took your reference to soy
too literal, didn’t I? yeah, that was overboard
anyway lets change subject i’m getting bored
why isn’t anyone telling me to stop
its clear my show is total flop
First off, apologies for the late reply,
for i was preoccupied with going beddie-bye.
However i appreciate the feedback of my truck
and if you wanted a revision, well you’re in luck.
as you may know, that initial design was just a mock-up
though now Betta improved it, yup yup.
want to see the final result? finally it’s set for production
and it also has a 4WD version for places with no Road Construction.
and also, that sounds pretty hot, might just be my inner Weeb
though i’d rather Eat ass then drive your BRC car made for a Dweeb
OHHHH SHIT you just got shit on Koolkei