HedgeHeg Thread (Warning language and shield your eyes!)

Google (Your name) the hedgehog and see what monstrosities came up.

Since my name is kinda uncommon, I can’t find anything for mine so I’ll post the quintessential Hedgeheg

Bonus points if you get edgy OCs.

Fuck me. Why did you make this thread ffs :joy: My (real) name is too common, I have edgy OCs coming out my ears

ok fuck this I gotta stop now. Though this is unrelated but awesome and showed up on my search:

EDIT: @PottoGadd hahahahahaha what’s up with the slew of inflation fetish on yours too? That’s not something you see everyday.

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Apply liberally to all orifices. Doctor’s orders.

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Not as bad as some of the abominations I just saw.

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Well, one had to see THAT coming :joy:

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The fuck is that grey stuff on the hedgehog?

@Deskyx: Those seem to be ticks.

Jakub the hedgehog only pops up with some horrible Polish animated comedy, since there was a Jakub directing it. Huh.

Let’s search Jacob the hedgehog, maybe?

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Literally

Kill

Me

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Saving grace is that the creator of this was definitely taking the piss.

You hope.

I mean always packing a fat joint in his asshole because fuck u mom :joy: what, he gonna smoke it now?

this is when it sucks, that you share a name with a music icon.


another one

one last one (no, not a pic of me)

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well to my surprise. mine’s actually are pretty good


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Ben

Not bad! …especially compared to some stuff that’s been posted earlier.




And of course you have the Ben10 mashups too…

Wha…what…what is this?
Why am I doing this?
sigh

Sadly I found nothing from searching for the actual spelling of my name, so I had to use on of the many others, and found these…

I can’t tell which way it’s looking.

No idea what this is.

Which game is that?

This one was a Roblox avatar. No wonder it’s so lazily made.

And now for a montage of other tripe I found while searching for “Monroe the Hedgehog”.
Cue the music.







###This one is genuinely abysmal. And very subtly on the NSFW border…
[spoiler] [/spoiler]

Someone explain what this all means and why people do it?

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internet

(that’s the explanation)

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Why do i always get the edgiest shit


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Wow, much edgy, so shirtless.

AFAIK the majority of people who make Sonic avatars are either children or still in some stage of self-discovery or confused teenaged angst etc. I speculate incidence probably drops off pretty sharply in adulthood unless one has unresolved issues. I was never a Sonic fan, but I can tell you now you’re definitely not allowed to see the shit I did when I was a teen haha, let’s just say I’ve been somewhere like it and it happened :joy: So what I can tell you is that people who discover that they can put any kind of pen to paper (or even pay somebody to put pen to paper) also discovers just how empowering it is to be able to determine your self-expression. It’s like a beacon of control in a flotsam of hormones and nothing makes sense and fuck, to be able to say “this represents me”. Of course, being confused teens etc. the exercise itself is generally just as garbled as anything else, hence the internet going LOL.

Since most of us go through this in some way or another, this mitigates my willingness to ridicule such forms of self-expression. Well, it mitigates it to the point of me being willing to ridicule myself, and hey, I’m way too happy to do that, because irreverence is a good thing sometimes :sweat_smile:

Speaking of which, are there any actual Sonic fans here? I missed out on almost all of it. From what I know, the Sonic fan communities generate drama because they tend to be the target of a lot of ridicule because of the above population and feelings and the internet and stuff. I would know, I mean, shit guys, I don’t think it’s any secret I hail from the furry corner of the internet :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

And hey, don’t let my text actually stop anybody from posting more, this thread is amazing

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Since the proper spelling of my name brings back nothing, I’ll get close enough with the “common” spelling.

The question is why…?

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that car one. i’m pretty positive is from NFS:Pro Street

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