If Cars Had Honest Advertising

Alternatively: Naturally Aspirated Straight Six Diesel Greatness.

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As (nearly?) all of the Seat’s current lineup.

Geely LC - because you want a brand-new SUV, but live in Ukraine.

Audi 80 Avant - the official car of the Polish Welfare Beneficients’ Union.

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Is that Geely thing based on Toyota Aygo? Greenhouse looks interchangeable.

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Porsche Cayenne: Comming soon to a shady used car lot near you!

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Eee, what? The closest thing I can think of is ZUS, but AFAIK that’s not the translation for it.

1999 Audi A4, when you run out of Subaru’s in your town and need more cars to be converted to rally cars you use this as your last resort (on an honest note, great car!)

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Probably. My uncle, who previously changed cars quite regularly, had one for about 15 years I think - and now has a different car only because his A4 was crashed (and happily nobody was harmed) :smile:

I world still be driving mine if it was worth it to fix the timing belt and cooling system. It was a really fun car to drive too

I have a friend of mine who keeps yelling at me to buy one, I agreed to save up for one under one condition… that it be a wagon model lol (haven’t bought it yet)

The B5 was a nice car back in the mid-90s, with pleasant design and very good workmanship.
But that car was also relatively expensive, so I bought a B2 instead of a B5.

Audi 80 B2: When your girlfriend really loves you and not your German premium sedan.

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I’ve heard good things about the B5. Plus, they were mechanically similar enough to the Volkswagens (with the 20V 1.8T at least) to not worry about parts and servicing. One of the few Audis I would buy.

They were very similar to the bed of the time. If you opened up the hood a majority of the posts have a very logo lol

The dude popping out holding an accordion just kills me every time.

The Honda civic, the one car that gets closer to rice then chopsticks

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Look at the poor oil stains under that Civic, none of my Civic’s did that. That poor car. :frowning:

Well no car is perfect I guess, that one is closet to it though

Jeep Rubicon: Offroad stat of 120, for $40,000 US, half of that is for the name.

Jeep CJ7 We aren’t sure what parts are in it either.

Aparently AMC didn’t have reliable supply chains so you would sometimes get some alternate part that didn’t quite match.

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Lol, I never heard that happened but it doesn’t surprise me to be honest

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Jeep Wrangler Unlimited, because Senior Citizens are still the largest voting population.

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