If Cars Had Honest Advertising

What? Both prices start at around 12000 € 'round these parts, and for that you get similarly specced pieces of shit.

FYI

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Ssangyong Tivoli: Look, we know you dont know who we are but… please? buy it? pretty please?

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Ssangyong Rodius: Because we needed to cram eleven people in there somehow.

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Audi TT - the other hairdressers car

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It also looks depressed.

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If that thing was sold in indonesia, that thing would fit 14.

I’ve been in a 7 seater filled with 12 people once…

Don’t ask how it was.

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I’ve fitted 14 in a Toyota Alphard before…

Not fun.

I’m not even mad, that’s amazing

I’ve been in a 5 seater with that many. College kids will do damn near anything to save money on Uber.

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IN or ON?

LIKE… HOW THE FUDGE? How many bodies did you fit in the trunk, and how many strapped on the roof?

We folded the trunk passthrough and most of them lied down.

You think 14 people is many in a 5 seater? Hah :smile:


(if someone’s too lazy to count them - there are 17 people)

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just… how?

Ford Falcon Sprint. You better sprint to get one because we are importing the “better” American made mustang now.
I am soo happy that I bought the sprint instead of the gt mustang the mustang is shit compared to the falcon, slower, thirstier and the interior quality is shocking and stock dyno’d at 401KW’s at the wheels with the intercooler boost upgrade, exhaust and tune we are making 450KW’s at the wheels thru the ZF six speed auto.

And the equivalent to mustang owners in the states would be v6 (buick 3.8) commodore especially vt’s

this plus this

equals fuckwits

The clown invasion is coming earlier than expected…

BMW X4: You loved our attractive giant SUV with the practicality of a ford focus, now introducing our less attractive SUV with the practicality of a fiesta!

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Nissan Laurel 2.8D SGL: Because not all Taxi companies can afford a 250 D.

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Austin FL2, this is a limo. NO! SHUT UP! IT REALLY IS A TAX I MEAN LIMO!!!

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Mercedes SLS - because you are too rich for a Viper.

Seat Exeo - made of 100% recycled designs.

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