UPDATES TO: INNIS CHIEF TILLAMOOK ONE-TONNER
With the release of @Aruna’s new F150 body, the One-Tonner has been updated, while the older One-Tonner has been relegated to Half-Tonner status. Let’s get into this Innis
The One-Tonner has been redone to make a vehicle that is truly obnoxious. The grille has gotten bigger. The wheels have gotten bigger. The only thing that hasn’t gotten bigger is the owner’s pe-
nope. don’t shitpost yet. not now. notnownotnow…
Shown is the Congaree trim, a midspec trim fetching for around CA$65,000
Ok I’m bored already let’s jump right into the Limited.
The Limited comes with a suite of the same features like a panoramic sunroof, automatic retractable sidesteps, 360 degree cameras, a 12-inch infotainment system, adjustable air suspension, lots of chrome, and crippling debt.
The 7.0L Patriot Diesel powers most of the top trims, sending 409 horsepower and 640 ft lb. of torque to the gigantic 21 in. wheels.
You thought that was all?
NOT WHEN IT’S INNIS TRUCK MONTH FINANCE AN INNIS WITH 0 DOWN PAYMENT THAT;'S RIGHT I COPIED THIS TEXT FROM CAR SHOWCASE 0 DOWN PAYMENT
YEEE HAW PARTNER DALE HAS JUST SPENT $120,000 ON A NEW LOUISIANA RESERVE DUALLY AND IS ABOUT TO TOW NOTHING BUT A GARDEN TRAILER
THIS AIN’T EVEN THE LOUISIANA RESERVE IT JUST HAS A TWO TONE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
It’s also gigantic compared to the old One-Tonner Dually. Downtown parking? What is that?
Hello welcome to Enterprise Innis you would like a work truck Innis go ahead Innis
Maximum depression Innis dust all over the dashboard Innis time to IJ-PWEG['V
It has a smaller 6.0L diesel making 290 horsepower and 390 ft lb of torque. Depression.
H-hey kid…
Got any…
Wooden palettes?
Base model Innis this is getting old Innis I need help Innis
Ok bear with me for a sec…
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Innis Chief Tillamook One-Tonner Hero of War Edition
A small appearance and mechanical package for the One-Tonner. Consists of a trashy olive-drab paint with other options for Warship Grey and Abrams Tan. Lifts the truck a little and adds some side rails to the bed. Also adds some hooks and extra vents to the hood as well as a few more American flags.
Oh I forgot about the base model dually.
y-yeah.
BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT
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We do not condone of anything that has been said or done in the latter half of this post.