I take the Three Legs of Man from the Isle of Man flag and throw them like a shuriken at Enry’s face. He falls down the hill, clutching his face as a result.
I am now King!
I show Pleb the Isle of Man flag without the legs, and he is shocked. While he runs off to get the legs and put them back on the flag, I claim the hill.
I am now the king.
I make game… it’s so terrible that everybody run away in terror…
My hill!
I ask Kubastach to check out Francismotors’ game. He sees that Francismotors is way worse than his own, and goes to laugh at Francismotors.
In the meantime, I claim the hill!
I catch Pleb with my net then throw him in my pockets, I’m the Hill Mayor now! 
(this was not an Animal Crossing reference)
While realizing that 17 days has since passed and no one has done much out here, I simply look at an empty hill because I missed out on the fun. I simply cry and walk away.
Since I graduated, I get the hill as a present from GeekOfWires. Im king 
I come to the hill and offer Wizzy the keys to a Nissan Skyline GTR. He’s so excited about that offer, that he takes the keys and drives away. So i claim the hill.
I take my godzilla back to the hill… give back the keys and reclaim the hill as TheTom drives off
Right as Tom drives off the hill, I puncture one of his tires, sending him into an uncontrollable spin which knocks Wizzy off the hill.
I am king of the hill!
No way! Jak, you’re going to buy me some new tires! And now that you’re gone, i’m king of the hill again.
I hang my Driving Force GT to a tree and drop it on Wizzy, he falls to the ground unconscious, i’m the KIng!
Sadly, EnryGT5 dropped it on the wrong person because the hill was mine. So i use my power and tell Enry to go away and prepare my throne. I am the king
I take Wizzy’s corpse and fling it via catapult at Tom, knocking him off the hill.
I am the king!
I have a gift for Jakgoe, It’s a 4.0 Litres AMG engine
And now i passed him with a Honda
I smash Octan’s head with a Typhoon 337 crankshaft (big and heavy) Hill’s mine
Manche became crazy and smash his head with crankshaft.i am the king
He blew up his civic
noms Octan’s neck like a werewolf I am the king
I throw a blue shell on Manche, i’m the KIng of Mario K… the hill