Say hello to the 1992 Vercruz Luxury in America Minivan!
This particular model is called Hey Cousin! Let’s Go Driving. Not to be confused with the Sun’s Hot, Fridge’s Cold minivan, or with the Ballin’ Jacuzzi model.
The car has been given a stylish, yet contemporary and unique color. The V6 engine gives it BIG American power, like the Chevy Spark. The front wheel drive layout allows for fun and responsive handling, like the Ford E-Series.
In the back we have a massive glass… Dome? Thingy. Inside the glass thingy we have the world’s largest bowling ball.
There are chairs inside so you can look at the bowling ball and wave at people while your chauffeur is chauffeuring you around town.
In the front we have very unique thing going on. The passenger seat was removed to make room for the door to the bowling ball. The only remaining seat is the drivers seat, which was designed to give you the plush comfort of Chevrolet Express.
And you might ask, don’t you get lonely in there? All your friends are looking at the bowling and you are forced to drive alone. The asnwer is no. Because the Hey Cousin! Let’s Go Driving model comes with Gary the Rubber Duck!
He will silently judge you.