And this is an example of when someone goes a little nuts.
I have been Nigel Darwington, for Automationeers, Into Thr Wild.
I will see you all next time.
Some technological progress in the Patriot forest shack.
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youtube.com/watch?v=EDuSc0J28ns
Looks bad ass … erm … great. 
Thanks mate! I know this is all over the top but at least I’m learning about photo editing 
Honestly, this is the kind of company that would be right at home in GTA.
Where do you suppose GTA developers got the name “Bravado Cars” from? LOL
I even found out a way to do GTA-artwork-style pictures with gimp
Anyway, it’s nice to have fun every now and then. But with crazy
monsters like these it’s an actual challenge to make them work.
I get problems like engines breaking down due to too much
torque and stuff 
And wheelspin at 120 mph…
[Deep and sexy US commercial voice]The new Renegade, from Patriot Motor Force. Prove that you are not a boring dull lemming working 9 to 5 a minimum wage with a dick boss and a wife who’s cheating on you with the gardener. Prove it by either sleeping with a secretary or more realistically buying the Renegade. Ride into the sunset, and hope for a petrol station every 20 miles. Live a dream, 'cause real life you lead is freaking boring. Get manly, get successful, get a RENEGADE.P Prove you’re a man, prove you’re a renegade, prove you’re a patriot, prove you’re a force to be reckogned with. With a Patriot Motor Force Renegade…MURICA…[/commercial voice]
Inb4 Patriot files a lawsuit against Jeep.
Patriot = Jeep Patriot
Renegade = Jeep Renegade
DO IT!
How nice to wake up and see these comments the first thing 
Yeah those pesky Jeep people, we think they’re just jealous and trying to steal a bit of our masculine kudos seeing as all their products completely lack machismo.
We haven’t sued yet, we see them like cute little kids who are just trying to live up to our gasoline-lined legend 
Squidhead, can we recruit you to be our new marketing director? Your demo commercial is more Patriot than we are!! Amazing job man!
We love you so much. We nearly went out and bought a Renegade ourselves even though we already have two sitting in our workshop!
FUCKING
NICE
I love your stuff. All of it. Completely unironically.
[spoiler]maybe even a little homo.[/spoiler]
[quote=“steelmaniac”]
[spoiler]maybe even a little homo.[/spoiler][/quote]
…erm…?
Three questions:
1: What is the fuel economy (chuckle) of these beasts?
2: What kind of fuel are you running?
What kind of sticker price am I looking at?
Looks like my Petoskey Montauk needs some improvement.
[quote=“BobLoblaw”]Three questions:
1: What is the fuel economy (chuckle) of these beasts?
2: What kind of fuel are you running?
What kind of sticker price am I looking at?
Looks like my Petoskey Montauk needs some improvement.[/quote]
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At Patriot Motor Force, all our models have the same exact fuel consumption: 100%. What you put in, it will spend, usually rather quickly. If you seriously want to know, the '76 Renegade does ~7.5 US MPG… The new cars are better but not massively so
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98 octane on all models. We’d like to run race fuel but the government hasn’t answered to our demands for a nation-wide delivery network
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I don’t really use the in-game cost system as it puts too small price tags on exotics. The '76 Renegade would sell for approximately 3xCorvette money, the '16 Jetfighter would be 2.2 million USD which is ~20% cheaper than the new Bugatti Chiron.
You’ve definitely inspired my desire to go insane with some designs of my own.
Here we go…Madness spreading…Resistance GROWING STRONGER!! PETROL FUMES…BIG BLOCKS!! TURBOSSS!!! 
Did you get ideas from my crazy experiment? The Franken Monsta If so, I am glad to fuel the chaos!
[size=80](and I finished the story about March 2nd, before the first Patriot Motor Force post!)[/size]
By chance, are twin chainguns and exhaust mounted flamethrowers options? Because if so, I’ve got a B-52 with $3.5 million on board waiting to conduct a bombing run over your showroom.
You are not the first one to ask. But we aren’t…allowed…to offer those options. Sorry for the inconvenience. [size=75](Unofficially some of our partners may be able to help you though)[/size]
[quote=“findRED19”]Did you get ideas from my crazy experiment? The Franken Monsta If so, I am glad to fuel the chaos!
[size=80](and I finished the story about March 2nd, before the first Patriot Motor Force post!)[/size][/quote]
Wow! Somehow I didn’t see that car before! But we love it! So glad to see more people are fighting in the resistance army! Good luck to your efforts, may the hippies fall!
Not too bad! I kinda like what you’ve done with that design.